1 00:01:10,392 --> 00:01:14,249 Happy birthday to you 2 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:17,953 Happy birthday to you 3 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:22,624 Happy birthday, dear Charlie 4 00:01:22,704 --> 00:01:26,982 Happy birthday to you 5 00:01:27,976 --> 00:01:30,332 Charlie, why don't you tell us what you wanna thank God for 6 00:01:30,412 --> 00:01:32,119 and close your eyes and make a wish? 7 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:36,372 Six months of sobriety? 8 00:01:36,452 --> 00:01:38,159 Nothing you wanna say? 9 00:02:07,216 --> 00:02:09,628 Everybody wants to laugh 10 00:02:11,453 --> 00:02:14,627 Ah, but nobody wants to cry 11 00:02:20,729 --> 00:02:24,006 I say, everybody wants to laugh 12 00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:30,545 But nobody wants to cry 13 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:37,218 Everybody wants to go to heaven 14 00:02:39,581 --> 00:02:42,528 But nobody wants to die 15 00:03:13,182 --> 00:03:16,129 Everybody wanna know the reason 16 00:03:19,354 --> 00:03:22,494 Without even asking why 17 00:03:28,397 --> 00:03:31,674 Oh, every wanna know the reason 18 00:03:35,204 --> 00:03:38,378 All without even asking why 19 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,401 Thanks. 20 00:04:02,864 --> 00:04:05,120 You look like you came from a funeral. 21 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,823 Close... a birthday. 22 00:04:08,903 --> 00:04:12,027 That's dark, man. Where you headed? 23 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:14,630 Los Angeles. 24 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:18,556 I can take you to a bus station, but I gotta drop her off first. 25 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,206 - Is this cool? - Yeah, at this point, 26 00:04:24,286 --> 00:04:26,630 - it won't make a difference. - All right. 27 00:04:28,423 --> 00:04:32,848 - What's wrong with her? - Besides her general disposition? 28 00:04:32,928 --> 00:04:34,965 It's cancer. 29 00:04:48,277 --> 00:04:51,066 Let me get you in your chair, Ma. 30 00:04:51,146 --> 00:04:53,683 There we go. There you go. 31 00:04:56,785 --> 00:05:00,075 Hey, uh, think I could use your phone? 32 00:05:00,155 --> 00:05:02,362 Sure. 33 00:05:04,059 --> 00:05:06,403 - Thanks. - I'll be right back. 34 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:14,473 Here we go. Maybe your show's on, huh? 35 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:17,659 Hi, we're not home. Leave a message. 36 00:05:17,739 --> 00:05:20,162 Hey, um... 37 00:05:20,242 --> 00:05:22,381 it's me. 38 00:05:23,679 --> 00:05:25,667 I'm coming home. 39 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:28,804 Uh, just wanted to let you know that I'm okay, 40 00:05:28,884 --> 00:05:31,194 and, um... 41 00:05:32,587 --> 00:05:35,759 I think things are gonna be different this time, so... 42 00:05:36,925 --> 00:05:39,281 Yeah, uh... 43 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:42,137 okay, bye. 44 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:01,203 Hey, man, um, mind if I use your bathroom? 45 00:06:01,283 --> 00:06:03,005 Yeah, go ahead. 46 00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:04,906 It's just, uh, down the hall to the left. 47 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:31,700 Kid. Hey, kid! 48 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:33,368 - You still with us? - Yeah, man. 49 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:36,138 - Yeah. - Can I get a smoke? 50 00:06:36,218 --> 00:06:37,806 Yeah. 51 00:06:41,456 --> 00:06:44,446 - What are those? - Oh, Camels. 52 00:06:44,526 --> 00:06:46,381 No, the pills, man. 53 00:06:46,461 --> 00:06:50,552 Oh, uh... I, uh, I got my wisdom teeth out. 54 00:06:50,632 --> 00:06:52,387 Yeah? What you working with, Perks? 55 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,242 No, uh... 56 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:57,893 I switched the labels around, I'm not, uh... 57 00:06:57,973 --> 00:07:00,228 - Let me see those. - Yeah, yeah, man. 58 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:01,981 - These are, um... - Let me see those! 59 00:07:04,446 --> 00:07:06,401 My mother's Oxys? 60 00:07:06,481 --> 00:07:08,603 - What the fuck, man? - Oh! 61 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:11,840 - What else you take? - Nothing, man, just those. 62 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,366 Get the fuck outta here! Get outta here! 63 00:07:32,374 --> 00:07:34,863 Adam... 64 00:07:34,943 --> 00:07:36,980 your phone. 65 00:07:40,549 --> 00:07:42,722 Adam, your phone is ringing. 66 00:07:45,487 --> 00:07:48,677 - What are you doing? - You have like three missed calls. 67 00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:51,046 What, are you my fucking secretary? 68 00:07:51,126 --> 00:07:53,615 Who do you know from Utah? 69 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:56,051 No one. 70 00:07:56,131 --> 00:07:58,120 Shit! Charlie. 71 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,556 - I have to go. Shit! - What about your parents? 72 00:08:01,636 --> 00:08:03,792 Eh, don't worry about them. 73 00:08:03,872 --> 00:08:06,461 You're just gonna leave all this out here? 74 00:08:06,541 --> 00:08:09,064 Yeah, they don't come up here anyway. 75 00:08:10,636 --> 00:08:12,066 All right. 76 00:08:13,949 --> 00:08:17,192 Just don't do any while I'm gone. 77 00:08:29,898 --> 00:08:32,554 There he is. 78 00:08:32,634 --> 00:08:35,123 Hey, man. Ah... 79 00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:38,226 - It's good to see you. - Oh, God. 80 00:08:38,306 --> 00:08:40,429 - Thanks for getting me. - Are you kidding? 81 00:08:40,509 --> 00:08:41,997 I can't get enough of Barstow. 82 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:44,065 Book me in when I'm headed downtown 83 00:08:44,145 --> 00:08:46,468 Give my crews pounds, they don't fool around 84 00:08:46,548 --> 00:08:48,603 Pullin' back of the crews with no doubt 85 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:51,163 When I'm rolling dice, I got my boys on the lookout... 86 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:56,044 So, who you been hanging out with? 87 00:08:56,324 --> 00:08:58,180 No one, really. 88 00:08:58,260 --> 00:09:01,416 Just been, uh, just spend a lot of time with this girl. 89 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:04,453 Actually, it's, uh, Stacey. 90 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,354 Stacey? 91 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:08,356 Stacey Chapman? 92 00:09:08,436 --> 00:09:11,827 Stacey... Why would you ever hang out with Stacey Chapman? 93 00:09:11,907 --> 00:09:13,228 She's a fucking train... 94 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:14,963 - Boom. - Holy shit. 95 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:15,997 - Right? - Wow. 96 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,899 - She really changed. - She's blossomed. 97 00:09:17,979 --> 00:09:19,868 Yeah. 98 00:09:19,948 --> 00:09:21,102 - What about you? - Me? 99 00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:23,972 Oh, glad you asked. 100 00:09:24,052 --> 00:09:25,607 What do you think, hmm? 101 00:09:25,687 --> 00:09:27,042 - She's a beaut, right? - Yeah. 102 00:09:27,122 --> 00:09:28,543 Yeah. 103 00:09:28,623 --> 00:09:31,813 She really listens to me, too. 104 00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:34,850 So, uh, how's Tyler, man? I miss that motherfucker. 105 00:09:34,930 --> 00:09:38,139 - Uh, started at UMich. - Yeah? 106 00:09:39,901 --> 00:09:42,290 How's Jackson? 107 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:45,476 Uh... a lot better than the last time you saw him. 108 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:51,500 - What a fucking night, huh? - I think he, uh... 109 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:54,302 went to Stanford but he dropped out or something. 110 00:09:54,382 --> 00:09:55,337 I don't know. 111 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,522 But, hey, I'm still here. 112 00:10:03,658 --> 00:10:05,948 Fucking Barstow. 113 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:08,817 I guess we're just gonna have to improvise. 114 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,622 - No... - DJ Mills. 115 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:14,823 - No, man. - Come on. 116 00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:15,891 I'm not doing it. 117 00:10:15,971 --> 00:10:17,526 - Come on, the beat's dropping, baby. - I'm not doing it, no, man. 118 00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:20,428 I'm not... I'm not gonna... 119 00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:22,697 Unh. 120 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:25,734 I'm lean, mean, joint-smoking machine 121 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:28,837 With zero fucks given now that I'm 18 122 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,540 I know that I'm white and I don't know the lingo 123 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:34,209 Copying styles like I work at Kinkos 124 00:10:34,289 --> 00:10:36,211 - Oh! - Finally clear-headed 125 00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,312 But not sober 126 00:10:37,392 --> 00:10:40,282 And the smartest kid around without a high school diploma 127 00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:41,316 - Oh! - Unh. 128 00:10:41,396 --> 00:10:43,118 And I keep getting smarter 129 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:47,022 If you wanna fuck with me, then bop, bop, bop 130 00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:49,558 Aaron Carter 131 00:10:49,638 --> 00:10:51,760 - Aaron Carter? - Yeah. 132 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,396 - Okay. - I boxed myself in with "smarter." 133 00:10:54,476 --> 00:10:56,598 Fresh off the flight, sunset 134 00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:59,234 Thought I saw Snoop at the back in the coupe to the right 135 00:10:59,314 --> 00:11:02,070 Yeah, the blue with the white, feed it on, feed it on 136 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:04,406 Have your whole style shitted on first sight 137 00:11:04,486 --> 00:11:06,975 Party at Dre's, rooftop, room's hot 138 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:09,311 Chicks with the boo-wop going both ways 139 00:11:09,391 --> 00:11:11,746 This be the banger for the ones on Cahuenga 140 00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:14,649 Shorty outside thinking I'm a pop singer... 141 00:11:14,729 --> 00:11:17,118 Maybe you should hit up some open mics again. 142 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:20,689 You should have some great material from all those places. 143 00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:22,157 Yeah, maybe. 144 00:11:22,237 --> 00:11:24,492 Looking good on my way to L.A. 145 00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,895 Rodeo, B. Hills 146 00:11:26,975 --> 00:11:29,130 Homie, this is how it feels on the way to L.A. 147 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,066 The L.A. way, pretty every day 148 00:11:31,146 --> 00:11:33,868 Got Hollywood Hill skills, hear what I say? 149 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:35,757 Kobe shoots... 150 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,376 I got my Swishers with me, I got some bitches with me 151 00:11:41,456 --> 00:11:44,232 You coming with me? I'm on my way to L.A. 152 00:11:49,264 --> 00:11:51,471 Guess they forgot the "welcome home" banner. 153 00:11:58,673 --> 00:12:00,710 - It's gonna be okay. - Ah... 154 00:12:02,577 --> 00:12:04,232 Yeah. I mean, it's gotta be. 155 00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:07,268 I mean, I'm 18, and they can't just throw me out, 156 00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:09,738 so we're just gonna... 157 00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:12,741 we're just gonna have to hash it out. 158 00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:15,210 You want me to come in with you? 159 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:18,013 Yeah. 160 00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:19,814 Yeah, you can say a quick hi. 161 00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:22,050 - Do I smell like weed? - No. 162 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:23,507 I think I smell like weed. 163 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,444 Hello? 164 00:12:32,741 --> 00:12:34,584 Mom? 165 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,356 Hello? 166 00:12:42,484 --> 00:12:46,041 - Hey. - Hi, Charlie. 167 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,842 - Hey. - Hey, guys. 168 00:12:47,922 --> 00:12:51,112 - Happy birthday, sweetie. - Yeah, happy birthday, son. 169 00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:53,069 Thanks. 170 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:57,635 - Hi, Adam. - Hey, Miss Mills. 171 00:13:02,437 --> 00:13:05,493 Oh, you must be Charlie. 172 00:13:05,573 --> 00:13:07,712 Welcome, have a seat. 173 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:12,333 A fucking intervention. Really? 174 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,469 - I... Did you know about this? - No, I swear. 175 00:13:14,549 --> 00:13:17,038 - Charlie, please... - Mrs. Mills, allow me. 176 00:13:17,118 --> 00:13:18,306 - This is what I do. - Oh, you mean 177 00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:20,709 - you're not a personal trainer? - Charlie, take a seat. 178 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:24,079 - Mr. Mills, just stay calm. - Dad, I'm not gonna sit here and listen 179 00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:26,281 to you tell me what a piece of shit drug addict I am. 180 00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:29,718 - No one said that you're a piece... - You need to go back. 181 00:13:29,798 --> 00:13:33,455 How many times do I have to tell you, those places, they don't work for me. 182 00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:35,557 Look, no one said that sobriety was easy. 183 00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:38,259 Can you never speak again? That'd be... that'd be great. 184 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,228 Just why can't I stay here? Please? 185 00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:44,365 That's, um, that's not an option right now. 186 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:46,391 We're here to save your life, Charlie. 187 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:50,638 Can we just talk about this? Let's just talk about it, please. 188 00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:53,575 Your mother and I... 189 00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:55,225 have already decided. 190 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,712 Mom? 191 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:01,149 Ahem, Charlie, I want you to be back home with us... 192 00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:04,686 Honey, we just discussed this, remember? 193 00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,588 Can't let him manipulate you. 194 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:08,523 I'm not manipulating her. 195 00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:10,391 I'm asking her for her opinion. 196 00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:12,293 - You should try it some time. - How fucking dare you. 197 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,995 Careful, I'm one of your constituents now. 198 00:14:14,075 --> 00:14:16,164 You wouldn't wanna lose the governor's race by one vote. 199 00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:18,666 Okay, you know what? Here's how it's gonna go. 200 00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:20,735 You can either head back to treatment or live on the streets. 201 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:23,037 - It's your choice. - That's an easy one. 202 00:14:23,117 --> 00:14:25,106 - No, Charlie. - Honey, honey. 203 00:14:25,186 --> 00:14:28,142 - Okay, can you not... - I can't believe you. 204 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,578 I'm sorry, we did not discuss him living on the streets. 205 00:14:30,658 --> 00:14:31,613 - Yeah, we did... - That was not an option. 206 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:33,114 - Okay, you know what? - We couldn't have just listened... 207 00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:35,083 He comes in here reeking of pot with his drug buddy... 208 00:14:35,163 --> 00:14:38,620 Yo, Charlie! Charlie! 209 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,388 Look, man, I knew that was gonna happen. 210 00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:41,623 - Let's just be smart about this, okay? - I told you! 211 00:14:41,703 --> 00:14:44,292 - Oh, what, you're taking their side? - No, no, man. 212 00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:45,927 I'm on your side, all right? It's just... 213 00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:48,062 Look, it's all about knowing when to fuck up, all right? 214 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:50,565 You think your dad's gonna give a shit about any of this when he's elected? 215 00:14:50,645 --> 00:14:53,401 No, no, he's gonna be in Sacramento doing his governor thing. 216 00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:55,937 That's the point, man. Now it's about fucking up his campaign. 217 00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:57,972 Then it will be about fucking up his agenda. 218 00:14:58,052 --> 00:15:00,341 Right, you're right. Go ahead. Go... go do what you always do. 219 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,577 Go shoot up, prove everyone right. 220 00:15:02,657 --> 00:15:05,069 With no money, what are you gonna do, huh? 221 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:09,371 Go down to Skid Row and wave your virgin asshole around? 222 00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:14,622 Just... stick it out for 30 days. 223 00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:17,926 You know, I'll be moving out my parents and have my own place for sophomore year, 224 00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:20,543 you can... you can stay there as long as you want. 225 00:15:26,281 --> 00:15:28,269 Right. No. 226 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:29,851 You're right. 227 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:35,968 Besides, I should probably save my virgin asshole for that special someone, right? 228 00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:41,340 Someone who, uh, you know, love me for me, right? 229 00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:44,206 I could be that guy. 230 00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:48,122 I just... I just can't take another one of those lockdown places, you know? 231 00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:49,958 They said it was supposed to be like a hotel. 232 00:15:50,038 --> 00:15:51,259 Yeah, they always say that. 233 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,962 I'll probably walk the second I get there. 234 00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:56,564 I'm here if you need me. I'll be thinking about you. 235 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:57,966 Oh, sure you will. Yeah. 236 00:15:58,046 --> 00:16:01,135 You'll be sniffing coke off of some sorority girl's tits thinking, 237 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,504 "I wonder how Charlie's sobriety is coming?" 238 00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:05,723 Lift your scrotum, please. 239 00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:20,989 It just covers you like a warm blanket, inside and out. 240 00:16:21,069 --> 00:16:23,057 Hey, it's the new guy. 241 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:26,160 How you doing, new guy? They probably put him in Joe's room. 242 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,896 Yeah, he was way to cool for this place. 243 00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:30,098 Yeah, he flew the cuckoo's nest, went McMurphy. 244 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:35,136 You guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here, 245 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:37,839 but you don't have the guts to just walk out? 246 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:39,407 Paul, just finish, man. 247 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:43,378 Okay, so all I'm saying is, 248 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,447 you could be under a bridge in a cold rain 249 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,750 and still feel the warmth. 250 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,919 You could... hit the lottery, 251 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:54,555 win the Nobel Prize, and bang the homecoming queen 252 00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:59,360 all at the same time, and it wouldn't touch that first rush. 253 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,829 Fuck. Man. 254 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:03,398 I'm sold. 255 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,134 But every shot after that... 256 00:17:06,214 --> 00:17:08,436 just sloppy seconds. 257 00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:11,172 The luck ones, just mourn the feeling. 258 00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:14,597 But most end up chasing it to the grave. 259 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,513 Okay, open your eyes. 260 00:17:18,593 --> 00:17:23,518 So, before we start, would anybody like to share feelings about Joe's departure? 261 00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:25,339 Joe's gone? 262 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:31,140 No one has anything to share? 263 00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,463 I have something. 264 00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:38,099 Before group, I couldn't help but overhear Paul 265 00:17:38,179 --> 00:17:42,270 talking explicitly and glowingly 266 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:44,272 about heroin usage. 267 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,975 And I feel, in light of Joe's relapse, 268 00:17:47,055 --> 00:17:51,646 this kind of drug talk is counterproductive to working a rigorous program. 269 00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,114 Yeah, Joe failed. 270 00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,883 He, uh, failed to see his disease for what is it. 271 00:17:55,963 --> 00:17:59,454 I guess, for some people, it takes a while. 272 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,622 They lose sight of why they're here. 273 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:07,662 Or as I can figure it out, it's because I, um, I fuck too much. 274 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:11,217 I think it's a little more than that. 275 00:18:11,317 --> 00:18:13,434 I could put a bug so far up your ass 276 00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:17,271 you wouldn't know whether to take a shit or wind your wrist watch. 277 00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:20,074 - Okay, that's enough. - What is it with you and that stupid movie? 278 00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:23,210 I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothing, 279 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,113 but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? 280 00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:27,448 - Language! - I'd like to break that fucking DVD. 281 00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:30,618 If you break that DVD, we're down to "The Notebook" and "Cars 2." 282 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:32,653 People, enough! 283 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:36,758 Look, I know this is an open forum, but can we please keep it to the parameters 284 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:39,512 of acceptance, solution, and commitment? 285 00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:41,863 Dylan. 286 00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:45,400 Yeah, so, uh, in the spirit of the open forum, 287 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:49,504 I was wondering why a myriad of web domains are blocked in the computer room. 288 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,139 You mean porn? 289 00:18:51,219 --> 00:18:52,974 No. 290 00:18:53,054 --> 00:18:57,045 No, I was referring to certain destinations within the political blogosphere. 291 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,847 There's an outpouring of stimulating and thought-provoking material 292 00:18:59,927 --> 00:19:01,482 that we're being denied access to. 293 00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:03,117 The only outpouring you're interested in 294 00:19:03,197 --> 00:19:06,119 is gonna wind up getting stuck to the fucking keyboard. 295 00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:10,758 Guys, the rules of the computer room are not relevant right now. 296 00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:13,761 What is relevant is acceptance. 297 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:17,331 That's what your recovery is all about. 298 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:22,258 Having the serenity to accept the things we cannot change. 299 00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:32,914 Joining us today, we have Charlie Mills. 300 00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,083 Hi, Charlie. 301 00:19:35,163 --> 00:19:38,975 Is there anything you'd like to share with us today, Charlie? 302 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:42,171 No. 303 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:46,360 No. 304 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,942 Okay, Charlie. 305 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:53,334 Well, just know that if you continue to refuse to accept 306 00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:56,104 the disease that put you here, 307 00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:58,721 you will continue to be a repeat offender. 308 00:19:59,754 --> 00:20:01,597 Don't you mean repeat customer? 309 00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:09,584 You have a disease, Charlie. We all do, all right? 310 00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,386 And acceptance is the first step towards controlling... 311 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:14,288 You know, you're right. I do have a disease. 312 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,290 It's this place, okay? 313 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:18,926 It makes you feel like a fucking leper, and then, when you get out, 314 00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:21,362 everyone's expecting you to fuck up again, so you start using. 315 00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:24,899 And then, it's like, you hold their heads underwater, 316 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:27,201 but then come down on us for trying to come up for air. 317 00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:29,937 Sobriety is your breath of fresh air. 318 00:20:30,017 --> 00:20:31,706 It's your ticket out, and it's priceless. 319 00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:34,642 Priceless? Really? 320 00:20:34,722 --> 00:20:37,512 What's the entrance fee to this place nowadays? 321 00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:39,680 20K? 322 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,749 You're no better than the guy on the corner, 323 00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:45,820 okay, but you're not slinging dope, you're slinging false hope and serenity. 324 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,922 And you got everybody hooked... doctors, parents, 325 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:51,125 teachers, lawyers, even the judges. 326 00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:53,561 And we're paying out the fucking nose for it. 327 00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:56,130 - You think I do this for the money? - No. 328 00:20:56,210 --> 00:21:00,852 No, I think you do this for the courtside seats to human suffering. 329 00:21:09,357 --> 00:21:11,837 Can't watch you do that anymore. 330 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:15,273 Hey, thanks. 331 00:21:16,597 --> 00:21:19,220 I liked your, uh, your "Cuckoo's Nest" bit. 332 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:23,090 Yeah? Been in and out of these places for 20 years, 333 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,227 and all I got to show for it's a bag of newcomer chips 334 00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:29,697 and an okay Nicholson impersonation. 335 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:36,223 Excuse me. I don't mean to pry, but are you David Mills' son? 336 00:21:38,386 --> 00:21:40,609 See, I told you! 337 00:21:41,289 --> 00:21:43,344 I'm a huge fan. 338 00:21:43,424 --> 00:21:45,680 Yo, ho, ho, ho 339 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,348 The battle has begun 340 00:21:47,428 --> 00:21:50,251 - I fucking love that pirate shit, man. - Oh, man. 341 00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:53,454 - Did he do his own fencing? - Charlie! 342 00:21:53,534 --> 00:21:56,190 - Need you in the office. - I'll be right there. 343 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:58,011 Now, kiddo. 344 00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:01,529 Yep. 345 00:22:01,609 --> 00:22:04,215 Keep your head down, brother. 346 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:09,136 You know why you're here? 347 00:22:09,216 --> 00:22:11,339 Let me take a crack at it. 348 00:22:11,419 --> 00:22:13,474 You're gonna say that I'm being difficult, 349 00:22:13,554 --> 00:22:15,710 and that is hindering not only my own recovery 350 00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,963 but the recovery of those around me. 351 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:27,221 Thank you, sir, for, uh, taking time out of your very busy day. 352 00:22:27,301 --> 00:22:31,692 - Hello? Charlie? - Dad. 353 00:22:31,772 --> 00:22:33,361 What do you think you're doing? 354 00:22:33,441 --> 00:22:35,263 Don't know what you're talking about, Dad. 355 00:22:35,343 --> 00:22:38,899 Not one day goes by, and already they want to throw you out. 356 00:22:38,979 --> 00:22:41,035 Sounds good. 357 00:22:41,115 --> 00:22:43,170 Go ahead, be glib. 358 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,507 You think just 'cause you're 18, everything will magically slide off you? 359 00:22:46,587 --> 00:22:48,242 It doesn't work that way, Charlie. 360 00:22:48,322 --> 00:22:51,012 Well, tell me, Dad, how does it work? 361 00:22:51,092 --> 00:22:53,914 Wanna be your own man, make your own choices? 362 00:22:53,994 --> 00:22:55,750 Live with the consequences. 363 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:58,953 I got a call about that stunt you pulled up in Utah. 364 00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:01,722 Yeah, they wanted to press charges. 365 00:23:01,802 --> 00:23:04,792 But I pulled some strings with a friend who knows the judge. 366 00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:08,362 And they said if you cooperate, they'll let it go. 367 00:23:08,442 --> 00:23:10,364 But, hey, you're 18. 368 00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,633 You do whatever you want. 369 00:23:12,713 --> 00:23:16,937 Just know, if you don't comply, you won't have to answer to me. 370 00:23:17,017 --> 00:23:19,440 You'll be facing possible jail time in Utah. 371 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,329 It's your choice. 372 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:25,079 Fine. You know what? 373 00:23:25,159 --> 00:23:27,448 I'll do the 30 days. 374 00:23:27,528 --> 00:23:30,651 And you can't just go through the motions this time, Charlie. 375 00:23:30,731 --> 00:23:33,554 You have to complete the program to their satisfaction. 376 00:23:33,634 --> 00:23:36,957 That could be longer than 30 days. 377 00:23:37,037 --> 00:23:38,859 Like, how long, Dad? 378 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:42,352 Say, uh, till after the election? 379 00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:46,500 And if you leave or get expelled, 380 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,890 there will be a warrant out for your arrest. 381 00:23:51,752 --> 00:23:53,808 I have to go now. 382 00:23:57,925 --> 00:24:01,372 - You think he'll stay? - He has no choice. 383 00:24:17,278 --> 00:24:18,814 Hey. 384 00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:21,402 Hey. 385 00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:25,439 - You making a break for it? - What makes you say that? 386 00:24:27,922 --> 00:24:29,543 Where you headed? 387 00:24:29,623 --> 00:24:32,194 - Anywhere but here. - Really? 388 00:24:33,561 --> 00:24:37,065 So, what, you'd be okay with, like, Iraq? 389 00:24:38,065 --> 00:24:40,187 Darfur? 390 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,076 New Jersey? 391 00:24:43,771 --> 00:24:45,444 Maybe not Jersey. 392 00:24:48,476 --> 00:24:49,997 What are you doing out here? 393 00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:52,717 I'm on night watch. 394 00:24:53,914 --> 00:24:56,036 You're on the staff? 395 00:24:56,116 --> 00:24:57,805 Why were you in group with everybody else? 396 00:24:57,885 --> 00:25:00,408 Well, I was just there as an observer. 397 00:25:00,488 --> 00:25:02,900 I mean, I introduced myself, but I guess you were out of it. 398 00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:07,601 I'm gonna have to report this, you know? 399 00:25:15,703 --> 00:25:17,758 Okay, that wasn't funny. 400 00:25:17,838 --> 00:25:21,529 - It was a little funny. - Yeah, you're the next Moms Mabley. 401 00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,697 Who's that? 402 00:25:23,777 --> 00:25:26,367 Oh, she's an old black comedian. She died in the '70s. 403 00:25:26,447 --> 00:25:31,005 Oh, yeah, that's me, old, black, and dead. 404 00:25:31,085 --> 00:25:32,940 Yeah, she got me through, like... 405 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,476 like three months at this shitty place in Utah. 406 00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:40,347 Her and, uh, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor. 407 00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:42,016 Lord Buckley. 408 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:44,385 What, you're some kind of comedy expert? 409 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:47,521 No, I'm just more of a fan. 410 00:25:47,601 --> 00:25:50,624 But, uh, I did do some open mics. 411 00:25:50,704 --> 00:25:52,684 How'd that go? 412 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:57,113 I'm on a porch in rehab playing to a crowd of one, how do you think it went? 413 00:26:19,033 --> 00:26:21,655 - That was you. - Hmm? 414 00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:23,724 The cloves, I smoked one at the table earlier. 415 00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:27,127 It was... stuck in the mesh. 416 00:26:27,207 --> 00:26:29,517 I smoked it. 417 00:26:32,379 --> 00:26:33,824 Well, look... 418 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:38,038 Here you go. 419 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,975 Full one for the road. 420 00:26:41,055 --> 00:26:44,111 You sure? It's your last one. 421 00:26:44,191 --> 00:26:45,829 Yeah, I've got another pack. 422 00:26:47,394 --> 00:26:49,032 Thanks. 423 00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:58,176 I get anxious here, too. 424 00:27:00,441 --> 00:27:02,229 Sterile white walls. 425 00:27:02,309 --> 00:27:03,880 Yeah. 426 00:27:05,012 --> 00:27:07,401 There's nothing there. 427 00:27:07,481 --> 00:27:09,518 Nothing but you. 428 00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:15,342 Come on, everybody, let's go. Two vans... 429 00:27:15,422 --> 00:27:17,611 Whoa, what are you two doing out here? 430 00:27:17,691 --> 00:27:20,900 Just having a smoke before the meeting. 431 00:27:22,129 --> 00:27:24,166 Let's go. 432 00:27:30,604 --> 00:27:33,642 Charlie, you coming? 433 00:27:35,109 --> 00:27:36,349 Yeah. 434 00:27:37,611 --> 00:27:39,800 I'm Daniel, and I'm an alcoholic. 435 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,735 Hi, Daniel. 436 00:27:41,815 --> 00:27:44,305 I'm gonna be running tonight's meeting, 437 00:27:44,385 --> 00:27:46,440 but before we hear from our speaker, 438 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,211 I'd like to hand out some chips for various lengths of sobriety. 439 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:55,082 Now, all of us have had one day at some point. 440 00:27:55,162 --> 00:27:57,751 And maybe some of us still do. 441 00:27:57,831 --> 00:28:00,402 Are there any newcomers who'd like to be recognized? 442 00:28:03,771 --> 00:28:05,417 Yeah. 443 00:28:08,442 --> 00:28:11,665 - Chase, alcoholic. - Hi, Chase. 444 00:28:11,745 --> 00:28:14,602 I have 37 days, so technically, I'm not a newcomer, 445 00:28:14,682 --> 00:28:17,771 but since we battle this wily demon one day at a time, 446 00:28:17,851 --> 00:28:20,374 I can't help but feel like a newcomer every day. 447 00:28:20,454 --> 00:28:23,010 So I wanna share my experience, strength, and hope. 448 00:28:23,090 --> 00:28:25,661 Anybody with 30 days of sobriety? 449 00:28:28,095 --> 00:28:31,852 I know some of you see me as a washed-up swashbuckler 450 00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:34,188 who got bored marauding the high seas, 451 00:28:34,268 --> 00:28:37,725 but I've lived all of my adult life in California. 452 00:28:37,805 --> 00:28:40,394 And as I stand here, 453 00:28:40,474 --> 00:28:42,930 at the start of my campaign, 454 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:45,299 I wanna let my opponent know that... 455 00:28:45,379 --> 00:28:48,835 "Yo, ho, ho, and the battle's begun." 456 00:28:50,184 --> 00:28:53,358 60 days? Anyone have 60 days? 457 00:28:56,657 --> 00:29:02,082 God grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, 458 00:29:02,162 --> 00:29:04,785 the courage to change the things I can, 459 00:29:04,865 --> 00:29:07,471 and the wisdom to know the difference. 460 00:29:11,672 --> 00:29:13,994 - Hey, here you go. - You gonna give Harper hell, Mr. Mills? 461 00:29:14,074 --> 00:29:16,363 - You bet. - Oh, man, I love your work. 462 00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:18,265 - Thanks. - Hey, can I get a selfie with you? 463 00:29:18,345 --> 00:29:20,518 - Yeah, sure. - Oh, this is great. 464 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,205 - Oh, that's great. Thank you. - You're welcome. 465 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,840 When can we get outta here? 466 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,810 I feel like we're all gonna be kidnapped and forced to squeal like pigs. 467 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:32,212 - Hey, how are ya? - You have one more speech in Eureka, 468 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,848 then it's San Jose, San Luis Obispo, and Fresno. 469 00:29:34,928 --> 00:29:37,518 Wait, I thought we were going back to L.A. before picking back up. 470 00:29:37,598 --> 00:29:39,253 - Hi. - From here till the election, 471 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,655 - it's pretty much wall-to-wall. - This is very great. 472 00:29:41,735 --> 00:29:42,690 - Thank you so much. - Hi. 473 00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:44,591 - Hi. - Yes, but, uh, Charlie 474 00:29:44,671 --> 00:29:46,160 is getting out of in-patient. 475 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,296 - You knew about these dates, honey. - Yes, I know. 476 00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:50,597 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 477 00:29:50,677 --> 00:29:51,932 - Thank you, I appreciate it. - Yes. 478 00:29:52,012 --> 00:29:54,635 But I, you know, there's, uh, family group 479 00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:57,938 at the new sober living house, and I thought we should be there for him. 480 00:29:58,018 --> 00:29:59,807 - Hi. - Don't do this to me. 481 00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:01,742 - Do what? - Hi. 482 00:30:01,822 --> 00:30:04,611 If you want, I can arrange for you to fly back. 483 00:30:04,691 --> 00:30:06,313 - Here you go, sir, you want a burger? - Yes, please. 484 00:30:06,393 --> 00:30:07,347 There you go. 485 00:30:08,527 --> 00:30:12,019 - Yes? - Hey, Drake, I'm all packed. 486 00:30:12,099 --> 00:30:15,239 - So anything I need to sign or what? - Just a minute. 487 00:30:18,872 --> 00:30:21,261 Hey, I wanted to congratulate you on moving forward 488 00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:23,630 to the next phase of your Changes Ahead treatment program. 489 00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:25,065 Thank you. 490 00:30:25,145 --> 00:30:27,134 Now, uh, where are those dotted lines, huh? 491 00:30:27,214 --> 00:30:28,802 Hold on, hold on, all right? We gotta debrief. 492 00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:31,705 - It's part of our discharge procedure. - Great. 493 00:30:31,785 --> 00:30:33,924 Debrief the shit out of me. 494 00:30:35,422 --> 00:30:38,912 Okay, um, do you have someone responsible 495 00:30:38,992 --> 00:30:42,049 to transport you to our sober living facility? 496 00:30:42,129 --> 00:30:44,384 - Absolutely. - Come on, fuck it 497 00:30:44,464 --> 00:30:45,419 Pass the blunt 498 00:30:45,499 --> 00:30:47,654 Come on, motherfucker, said pass the blunt 499 00:30:47,734 --> 00:30:50,476 - He's very responsible. - Fine. 500 00:30:51,471 --> 00:30:53,727 If you'll just sign here, and you're all set. 501 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:55,844 Okey-dokey. 502 00:30:57,578 --> 00:30:59,566 Well, it's been real, Drake. 503 00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:01,401 You, uh, have fun holding down the fort, okay? 504 00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:03,470 Oh, I will, Charlie, and unless you're a speed reader, 505 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:05,973 I'm sure you missed the part about fraternizing 506 00:31:06,053 --> 00:31:09,676 with people from this facility and how it applies to when you leave here as well. 507 00:31:09,756 --> 00:31:11,278 - Yeah, shouldn't be a problem. - Good, good. 508 00:31:11,358 --> 00:31:13,981 But just in case, I went ahead and let your, uh, sober living house 509 00:31:14,061 --> 00:31:17,217 know about your friendship with Eva. 510 00:31:17,297 --> 00:31:19,486 I let her house know as well. 511 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:21,555 Friendship during sobriety, not a problem. 512 00:31:21,635 --> 00:31:24,091 Romance, however... 513 00:31:24,171 --> 00:31:26,059 tends to get in the way. 514 00:31:26,139 --> 00:31:30,063 But like you said, that, uh, shouldn't be a problem, should it? 515 00:31:30,143 --> 00:31:31,965 Yeah, right. 516 00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:33,634 Good luck. 517 00:31:35,714 --> 00:31:39,706 - So, you're finally free. How do you feel? - Actually, not that shitty. 518 00:31:39,786 --> 00:31:41,842 Can you just say "good" like a normal person? 519 00:31:41,922 --> 00:31:44,678 Normal people don't move into halfway houses. 520 00:31:44,758 --> 00:31:47,762 Let's get the fuck outta here! 521 00:31:50,130 --> 00:31:53,720 An all-girls halfway house. I think you might be on to something. 522 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,957 - You're an idiot. - What? Pussy island. 523 00:31:57,037 --> 00:31:59,526 Dude, this is not some slutty sorority, okay? 524 00:31:59,606 --> 00:32:02,712 You don't just fall asleep with a boner and wake up with a girl on top of you. 525 00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:07,701 She knows you're coming? 526 00:32:07,781 --> 00:32:09,102 - Yeah. - You texted her? 527 00:32:09,182 --> 00:32:11,605 Yeah, yeah, I told her I'd come by right after I got out. 528 00:32:11,685 --> 00:32:13,340 You told her you're making a beeline here? 529 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:16,810 - Oh, dude, so desperate. - Stop. 530 00:32:16,890 --> 00:32:18,378 - It's too eager. - Stop. 531 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,247 Can you just wait in the car? Please? 532 00:32:20,327 --> 00:32:22,316 Fine. 533 00:32:22,396 --> 00:32:23,684 Remember, less is more. 534 00:32:23,764 --> 00:32:25,619 - Hi. - Can I help you? 535 00:32:25,699 --> 00:32:28,255 Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm looking for somebody. 536 00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:31,992 - Are you Charlie? - Yeah. 537 00:32:32,072 --> 00:32:34,862 - Eva will see you at a meeting. - No, I just wanted to say hi... 538 00:32:34,942 --> 00:32:36,649 Have a great day. 539 00:32:38,145 --> 00:32:40,367 Fat fucking whale! 540 00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:42,654 Hey! 541 00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,939 You know, you shouldn't talk about whales like that, 542 00:32:46,019 --> 00:32:47,521 they're an endangered species. 543 00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:51,861 - Go around and wait for me, okay? - Yeah? 544 00:32:58,966 --> 00:33:00,468 - Hey. - Hey. 545 00:33:03,103 --> 00:33:04,691 Who's that? 546 00:33:04,771 --> 00:33:07,761 Oh, that is my piece-of-shit best friend. 547 00:33:07,841 --> 00:33:10,412 Well, I thought I was your best friend. 548 00:33:11,912 --> 00:33:15,068 - You're such the comedian. - Just fucking with you. 549 00:33:15,148 --> 00:33:18,972 So, are you gonna break me out of here? 550 00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:21,475 Well, I thought, um, 551 00:33:21,555 --> 00:33:25,379 now that we're both out of in-patient, and... and we have some free time, 552 00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:28,615 and, you know, uh, I was just thinking that maybe we could... 553 00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:30,684 I think... 554 00:33:30,764 --> 00:33:32,386 Can I have your number? 555 00:33:34,901 --> 00:33:39,192 God, our first time on free soil and you're asking for my number? 556 00:33:39,272 --> 00:33:41,428 Yeah. 557 00:33:41,508 --> 00:33:43,749 What, what's the matter? You don't wanna give it to me? 558 00:33:44,811 --> 00:33:46,882 Not now. 559 00:33:58,025 --> 00:34:00,062 Do you have a pen? 560 00:34:01,328 --> 00:34:04,151 - Tapping that must've been a nice perk. - I haven't. 561 00:34:04,231 --> 00:34:05,352 - What? - Yeah. 562 00:34:05,432 --> 00:34:07,754 What are you talking about? Are you just not making the moves? 563 00:34:07,834 --> 00:34:09,957 No, no, no, no, no. It's a rehab thing. 564 00:34:10,037 --> 00:34:12,926 - Like, we'd get tossed. - Oh. 565 00:34:13,006 --> 00:34:15,796 - That's bullshit. - Yeah, tell me about it. 566 00:34:15,876 --> 00:34:17,597 Men fuck each other in prison all the time. 567 00:34:17,677 --> 00:34:18,799 - What's the harm? - Right? 568 00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:22,469 - Yeah. - It gets in the way of your recovery. 569 00:34:22,549 --> 00:34:24,538 Maybe they're trying to motivate you, you know? 570 00:34:24,618 --> 00:34:26,673 I mean, fuck... 571 00:34:26,753 --> 00:34:29,962 I'd do all 12 steps in like a week to hit skins with a girl like that. 572 00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:33,914 - You're an asshole. - Why am I an asshole? 573 00:34:33,994 --> 00:34:36,216 Oh, because I wanna fuck your girlfriend? 574 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:37,584 Yeah, yeah, it might be that. 575 00:34:37,664 --> 00:34:42,723 Wake up at 6:30, then morning chores, breakfast, then inspection. 576 00:34:42,803 --> 00:34:44,157 You miss anything, you get a mark. 577 00:34:44,237 --> 00:34:47,594 Being at out-patient comes with more freedom but more responsibility. 578 00:34:47,674 --> 00:34:50,430 You can come and go as long as you sign in and out. 579 00:34:50,510 --> 00:34:54,334 - So, I can just leave? - To the gas station or the market, 580 00:34:54,414 --> 00:34:57,738 but there's a 10:00 curfew, and you'll be given random urine tests. 581 00:34:57,818 --> 00:35:00,407 - And if you fail... - You'll keep it between us, right? 582 00:35:00,487 --> 00:35:02,042 Yeah? 583 00:35:02,122 --> 00:35:03,810 If you work hard and follow the rules, 584 00:35:03,890 --> 00:35:07,581 in about a month, you'll be eligible for an overnight pass. 585 00:35:07,661 --> 00:35:10,217 Okay. Um... 586 00:35:10,297 --> 00:35:13,286 - there's still group, though, right? - Every day at out-patient. 587 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:15,455 And who attends these, uh, groups? 588 00:35:15,535 --> 00:35:17,057 What do you mean? Everybody. 589 00:35:17,137 --> 00:35:18,925 - Everybody? - Yeah. 590 00:35:19,005 --> 00:35:21,228 - Eva's included in "everybody." - I didn't mean that. 591 00:35:21,308 --> 00:35:23,363 You know, it's just good to get different opinions. 592 00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:25,032 You can look but you can't touch. 593 00:35:25,112 --> 00:35:26,767 You'll be rooming with Jimmy. 594 00:35:26,847 --> 00:35:30,003 - Hey, man. What's up? - Hey. Nothing much. 595 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:33,440 - Remember, Charlie, wake up at 6:30. - All right. 596 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,509 Enjoy. 597 00:35:37,189 --> 00:35:39,012 Enjoy... 598 00:35:39,092 --> 00:35:42,349 So, uh, tell me. 599 00:35:42,429 --> 00:35:44,284 How shitty is this place? 600 00:35:44,364 --> 00:35:46,086 Compared to where we just were, it's somewhat shitty. 601 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:48,021 - Yeah? - We got family group tomorrow, 602 00:35:48,101 --> 00:35:50,890 - which is gonna suck. - Oh, your mom coming? 603 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:52,325 Yeah. 604 00:35:52,405 --> 00:35:54,327 And they got this talent show thing this weekend. 605 00:35:54,407 --> 00:35:56,529 Oh, thank God I made it for that. 606 00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:00,367 - Charlie! - Hey, Paul. 607 00:36:01,247 --> 00:36:03,036 You dirtbag. 608 00:36:03,116 --> 00:36:04,738 Hey, you're lucky they put you in with Jimmy. 609 00:36:04,818 --> 00:36:06,740 I had Chase. 610 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,809 Chase? Oh, yeah, Chase. 611 00:36:08,889 --> 00:36:11,978 - Um, alcoholic. - Experience, strength, and hope. 612 00:36:12,058 --> 00:36:14,848 - He's gone, though. - Oh, what happened? 613 00:36:14,928 --> 00:36:17,350 Looking to score, but didn't want to get tossed, 614 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:20,187 so he punched a cement wall and broke his hand. 615 00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:22,656 He thought he'd get some pain killers, but all they gave him was Advil. 616 00:36:22,736 --> 00:36:24,791 So he flipped out and split. 617 00:36:24,871 --> 00:36:26,326 Huh. 618 00:36:26,406 --> 00:36:28,795 Well, I guess his program lost some of its rigor. 619 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,164 I guess so. 620 00:36:31,244 --> 00:36:33,600 Now I'm stuck with Dylan. 621 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,269 That guy jacks off right in front of me. 622 00:36:36,349 --> 00:36:37,537 Like I'm not even there. 623 00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:39,773 How do you deal with that? 624 00:36:39,853 --> 00:36:43,210 I guess you just gotta "accept the things you cannot change," right? 625 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:44,769 I guess so. 626 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:54,536 Shit. Western Civ. 627 00:36:57,737 --> 00:37:00,594 - Hey, Adam. - How's my favorite degenerate? 628 00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:02,929 Uh, really good. 629 00:37:03,009 --> 00:37:05,232 - Got any plans this weekend? - Not really. 630 00:37:05,312 --> 00:37:07,767 Actually, um, there's a talent show this Friday, 631 00:37:07,847 --> 00:37:10,303 - and some asshole signed me up. - You gonna do stand-up? 632 00:37:10,383 --> 00:37:12,973 - Fuck no. - You are doing stand-up, 633 00:37:13,053 --> 00:37:14,608 and I'm coming. Text me the address. 634 00:37:14,688 --> 00:37:17,310 - I will do no such thing. - You will do just such a thing, 635 00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:19,813 and I will see you Friday night. 636 00:37:22,495 --> 00:37:24,784 I don't know what I did wrong. 637 00:37:24,864 --> 00:37:27,621 I tried to be a good mom. 638 00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:31,057 When he was young, his teachers loved him. 639 00:37:31,137 --> 00:37:33,960 Said he lit up the classroom. 640 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,563 And then... 641 00:37:36,643 --> 00:37:40,734 all my hopes, my dreams... 642 00:37:40,814 --> 00:37:42,851 shattered. 643 00:37:44,117 --> 00:37:48,074 What have I ever done to you... 644 00:37:48,154 --> 00:37:51,811 but love you? 645 00:37:51,891 --> 00:37:56,033 Jimmy, do you have anything you'd like to say to that? 646 00:37:58,531 --> 00:38:00,791 Not really. 647 00:38:01,901 --> 00:38:05,058 Thank you for being so open and sharing, Cathy. 648 00:38:05,138 --> 00:38:07,243 Thank you. 649 00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:12,853 - Cathy, are you okay? - I'm fine. 650 00:38:13,213 --> 00:38:15,202 I just relate to what Cathy was saying. 651 00:38:15,282 --> 00:38:17,204 Of course. 652 00:38:17,284 --> 00:38:19,439 The crying Cathys. 653 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:23,899 Dylan, I'm so glad that both of your moms could be here today. 654 00:38:32,265 --> 00:38:35,622 Well, it's not so bad. It's a little like a fraternity. 655 00:38:35,702 --> 00:38:38,225 Yeah, yeah, you can just pretend that I'm in college. 656 00:38:38,305 --> 00:38:40,760 Charlie, that's not what I was saying. 657 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,877 I know, I know. 658 00:38:44,678 --> 00:38:47,901 - Travis seems nice. - Yeah, yeah, he's really cool. 659 00:38:47,981 --> 00:38:51,204 Uh, he says that if I work really hard that I can get an overnight pass. 660 00:38:51,284 --> 00:38:52,872 - Well, that's great. - Yeah. 661 00:38:52,952 --> 00:38:55,976 But both you and Dad have to sign off on it. 662 00:38:56,056 --> 00:38:58,345 Well, if Travis says it's okay, 663 00:38:58,425 --> 00:39:00,632 then I don't see why Dad would have a problem with it. 664 00:39:01,695 --> 00:39:03,950 - Could you talk to him? - Sure. 665 00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:06,806 - Thanks. - Of course. 666 00:39:08,234 --> 00:39:11,358 So, what have you been up to? 667 00:39:11,438 --> 00:39:13,693 Uh, you know. 668 00:39:13,773 --> 00:39:15,762 Same old campaign stuff. 669 00:39:15,842 --> 00:39:19,847 Boring speeches and a lot of nodding and smiling. 670 00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:25,138 But what about you? Have you made any friends here? 671 00:39:25,218 --> 00:39:27,741 Yeah, yeah, I made, um... 672 00:39:27,821 --> 00:39:29,676 I've gotten pretty close with a couple of the guys. 673 00:39:29,756 --> 00:39:31,793 - That's good. - Yeah. 674 00:39:32,992 --> 00:39:35,282 What is that? I... 675 00:39:35,362 --> 00:39:38,775 Oh, that. Uh, that is the number of my new dealer. 676 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:42,389 - Funny. - Yeah. 677 00:39:42,469 --> 00:39:44,057 - Uh-huh. - No, it's just... 678 00:39:44,137 --> 00:39:45,759 it's somebody that I met. 679 00:39:45,839 --> 00:39:47,876 Is this someone a girl? 680 00:39:49,509 --> 00:39:52,032 - Aha. What's her name? - Eva. 681 00:39:52,112 --> 00:39:53,266 - Eva. - Yeah. 682 00:39:53,346 --> 00:39:55,101 And when do we get to meet this Eva? 683 00:39:55,181 --> 00:39:58,605 - Uh... - All right, everyone. 684 00:39:58,685 --> 00:40:00,307 It's time to say your good-byes. 685 00:40:00,387 --> 00:40:02,776 - I gotta go. - No, yeah. 686 00:40:02,856 --> 00:40:04,944 Wait, Charlie, Charlie. 687 00:40:05,024 --> 00:40:06,479 I love you. 688 00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:08,937 - I love you, too, Mom. - Okay. 689 00:40:09,996 --> 00:40:12,986 - All right, see ya. - Uh-huh. 690 00:40:13,066 --> 00:40:15,103 - Talk to Dad. - I will. 691 00:40:26,613 --> 00:40:29,202 Do you feel a connection? 692 00:40:29,282 --> 00:40:31,271 Yeah, I think I just stepped in it. 693 00:40:31,351 --> 00:40:33,273 Interesting. 694 00:40:33,353 --> 00:40:35,560 Tell me more about that. 695 00:40:36,689 --> 00:40:38,244 Okay, class, 696 00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:42,602 take a deep breath in and move into downward dog. 697 00:40:45,765 --> 00:40:48,288 Perfect. 698 00:40:48,368 --> 00:40:49,923 Jimmy... 699 00:40:50,003 --> 00:40:53,560 - What are you doing? - I'm focusing on my breathing. 700 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:58,055 Son, you've been nothing but a disappointment to me. 701 00:41:01,214 --> 00:41:05,094 Charlie, what do you want to say to your dad? 702 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:08,408 I don't know. 703 00:41:08,488 --> 00:41:10,610 Fuck you? 704 00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:11,644 Eva. 705 00:41:11,724 --> 00:41:13,346 Okay, quick check in. 706 00:41:13,426 --> 00:41:15,749 - Charlie, how's it going? - Really good, actually. 707 00:41:15,829 --> 00:41:18,118 I feel like I'm, um, I'm finally turning a corner. 708 00:41:18,198 --> 00:41:19,953 That's great. 709 00:41:20,033 --> 00:41:21,788 Dylan. 710 00:41:21,868 --> 00:41:23,857 Not bad. 711 00:41:23,937 --> 00:41:25,959 I got my Internet privileges reinstated, 712 00:41:26,039 --> 00:41:29,418 and my roommate was gone this weekend, so I had a lot of alone time. 713 00:41:31,611 --> 00:41:33,648 Okay, okay, that's enough. 714 00:41:35,581 --> 00:41:37,418 Eva? 715 00:41:41,621 --> 00:41:44,144 Um... 716 00:41:44,224 --> 00:41:45,812 I don't know. 717 00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:47,981 It's okay. 718 00:41:48,061 --> 00:41:50,098 This is a safe place. 719 00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,926 It's just... 720 00:42:00,006 --> 00:42:03,229 I thought that once I got out of in-patient 721 00:42:03,309 --> 00:42:06,256 that things were gonna feel a lot better. 722 00:42:10,783 --> 00:42:12,820 But they don't. 723 00:42:17,290 --> 00:42:20,947 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister, they're are on a sinking ship, right? 724 00:42:21,027 --> 00:42:23,683 And the rabbi gets up and he says, 725 00:42:23,763 --> 00:42:26,352 "Hey, let the women and children go first." 726 00:42:26,432 --> 00:42:28,721 And the minister gets up, he says, "Fuck the children." 727 00:42:28,801 --> 00:42:31,357 And the priest gets up and looks at his watch, and he says, 728 00:42:31,437 --> 00:42:33,293 - "Do you think there's time?" - I don't get it. 729 00:42:33,373 --> 00:42:36,529 - Really fucked up. - Hey. 730 00:42:36,609 --> 00:42:38,465 Hey, Eva. Hey. 731 00:42:38,545 --> 00:42:41,267 Hey. 732 00:42:41,347 --> 00:42:43,384 What's going on? 733 00:42:44,984 --> 00:42:47,430 - Nothing. - Talk to me. 734 00:42:48,555 --> 00:42:50,159 I can't. 735 00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:54,505 Why? 736 00:42:59,432 --> 00:43:01,469 I don't want to. 737 00:43:04,704 --> 00:43:06,877 Okay. 738 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:12,131 Hey, some... some idiot signed me up for the talent show tomorrow night. 739 00:43:12,211 --> 00:43:15,201 He, uh, ahem... 740 00:43:15,281 --> 00:43:17,570 I tried to take my name off the list but they wouldn't let me. 741 00:43:18,950 --> 00:43:21,073 I don't think I'm gonna do it, though. 742 00:43:21,653 --> 00:43:23,409 You should. 743 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:25,435 Why? 744 00:43:26,492 --> 00:43:28,648 Because it would make me happy. 745 00:43:28,728 --> 00:43:31,251 Come on. 746 00:43:31,331 --> 00:43:34,387 Doesn't this make you happy? 747 00:43:34,467 --> 00:43:35,922 This... 748 00:43:36,002 --> 00:43:37,857 I mean, what... what the fuck is this, Charlie? 749 00:43:37,937 --> 00:43:39,592 It's so... it's so retarded. 750 00:43:39,672 --> 00:43:41,709 It's like we're in fucking middle school. 751 00:43:43,309 --> 00:43:44,811 Come on. 752 00:43:52,051 --> 00:43:54,140 We need to get an overnight pass. 753 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:56,723 I'm trying. 754 00:43:58,825 --> 00:44:00,236 Try harder. 755 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:03,583 Crying on the corner, waiting in the rain 756 00:44:03,663 --> 00:44:06,586 I swear I'd never, ever wait again 757 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:11,891 You gave me your word, but words for you are lies 758 00:44:11,971 --> 00:44:14,627 Darling, in my wildest dreams 759 00:44:14,707 --> 00:44:18,498 I never thought I'd go home 760 00:44:18,578 --> 00:44:21,134 Talking 'bout trickle-down economics 761 00:44:21,214 --> 00:44:25,138 If it weren't so tragic, it would be comic 762 00:44:44,837 --> 00:44:46,459 Okay, thank you. 763 00:44:46,539 --> 00:44:48,227 Thank you. 764 00:44:48,307 --> 00:44:50,697 - It's such bravery... - Come on. 765 00:44:50,777 --> 00:44:53,099 ...being shown here tonight. 766 00:44:53,179 --> 00:44:55,168 Um, okay. 767 00:44:55,248 --> 00:44:57,737 - Who's next? - Charlie, just go. 768 00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,005 - No. - You gotta. 769 00:44:59,085 --> 00:45:03,343 Remember that is, uh... uh, nonthreatening place 770 00:45:03,423 --> 00:45:07,132 where you can explore and express yourself. 771 00:45:09,462 --> 00:45:11,217 Charlie. 772 00:45:11,297 --> 00:45:12,719 Charlie Mills... 773 00:45:12,799 --> 00:45:14,053 - Come on. - I'm not gonna do it. 774 00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:15,588 - You have to. You have to. - I'm not gonna do it. 775 00:45:15,668 --> 00:45:17,557 - Why do you want me to do it so bad? - I signed you up. 776 00:45:17,637 --> 00:45:19,674 Charlie? 777 00:45:29,449 --> 00:45:31,204 Hi, everybody. 778 00:45:31,284 --> 00:45:34,173 Ahem. You know, I was a little nervous 779 00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:37,210 getting up here today when I heard it was gonna be a talent show. 780 00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:39,979 But after watching you all, I feel a whole lot better. 781 00:45:40,059 --> 00:45:41,914 Now, I'm not trying to be critical. 782 00:45:41,994 --> 00:45:45,284 I know it's hard, but now I understand why you all do drugs. 783 00:45:45,364 --> 00:45:47,420 I know what you're thinking, I do. 784 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,956 You know, who is this kid with the silver spoon in his mouth, 785 00:45:50,036 --> 00:45:52,158 and why does he keep cooking heroin in it? 786 00:45:52,238 --> 00:45:53,979 Total waste of a good utensil. 787 00:45:55,742 --> 00:45:58,520 So, yeah, my dad's a piece of shit. 788 00:45:58,845 --> 00:46:01,467 Uh, yeah, I mean, he... 789 00:46:01,547 --> 00:46:03,788 I don't really have a joke there. I just wanted to say it. 790 00:46:05,251 --> 00:46:07,740 As you all know, he's running for governor. 791 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:10,176 It's a big deal. He's hanging up the old eye patch 792 00:46:10,256 --> 00:46:12,045 for, uh, you know, the governor's mansion. 793 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:14,180 You know, and I hear a lot of people these days on the news, 794 00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:16,049 they're telling that he's cold, he's distant, 795 00:46:16,129 --> 00:46:18,251 he's not really there, but, you know, I'll tell you right now, 796 00:46:18,331 --> 00:46:20,887 that's not true. It's not. 797 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:23,423 His mother was the only woman in medical history 798 00:46:23,503 --> 00:46:25,324 to have an igloo for a pussy, but that's not relevant. 799 00:46:25,404 --> 00:46:26,926 Excuse... excuse me! 800 00:46:27,006 --> 00:46:29,062 Do you think that works for this situation? 801 00:46:29,142 --> 00:46:33,566 Really, Shelia, Dylan just recited a haiku that was clearly about his penis, okay? 802 00:46:33,646 --> 00:46:36,135 - We don't know that. - Uh, I think we do. 803 00:46:36,215 --> 00:46:39,439 But I'm not here to talk about other people's penises, okay? 804 00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:40,940 I'm here to talk about my own. 805 00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:44,510 Now, um, as you all know, when you enter rehab, you get strip searched. 806 00:46:44,590 --> 00:46:46,512 And if I had known that that would be the last time 807 00:46:46,592 --> 00:46:49,182 that anybody would touch my balls, I would've tried to enjoy it more. 808 00:46:49,262 --> 00:46:51,117 All right, you're done. You're done. 809 00:46:51,197 --> 00:46:54,253 Uh, and there's this beautiful couch in the halfway house, 810 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:59,092 this soft, plush leather, and if I don't get action soon, I'm gonna fuck it. 811 00:46:59,172 --> 00:47:02,161 I'm gonna fuck that couch, all right? 812 00:47:02,241 --> 00:47:05,298 - Okay, that's enough. - Oh, Sheila, looking a little winded. 813 00:47:05,378 --> 00:47:06,866 You gotta try meth, okay? 814 00:47:06,946 --> 00:47:08,901 It's bad for the complexion, you kinda lose your mind, 815 00:47:08,981 --> 00:47:11,404 but it's great for keeping the old weight down. 816 00:47:11,484 --> 00:47:13,973 Hey! That is entirely inappropriate. 817 00:47:14,053 --> 00:47:16,442 - Inappropriate? In this crowd, Drake? - Yeah. 818 00:47:16,522 --> 00:47:19,278 Listen, raise your hand if you ever sold your ass for drugs. 819 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:20,564 Huh? 820 00:47:28,201 --> 00:47:31,324 - You were funny, man. - Thanks. 821 00:47:31,404 --> 00:47:35,862 I can't publically endorse what you did, but you got something. 822 00:47:35,942 --> 00:47:39,232 - It's not for everybody. - It's for you. 823 00:47:39,312 --> 00:47:41,314 Just being up there. 824 00:47:42,315 --> 00:47:43,503 I don't know. 825 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:45,104 Yeah, you do. 826 00:47:45,184 --> 00:47:48,074 You just gotta stay focused. Keep doing what you're doing. 827 00:47:48,154 --> 00:47:50,877 You've been killing it since you got here. 828 00:47:50,957 --> 00:47:53,780 - Thanks, man. - You know, I'm actually considering 829 00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:55,381 giving you an overnight. 830 00:47:55,461 --> 00:47:57,683 - Really? - Yeah. 831 00:47:57,763 --> 00:48:01,454 But the Sheila fat jokes are gonna cost you toilet duty for a week. 832 00:48:06,005 --> 00:48:09,034 You're really getting in there, dude. 833 00:48:09,775 --> 00:48:12,532 - Gotta embrace the work. - I don't know. 834 00:48:12,612 --> 00:48:15,802 As a recovering junkie, I'm pretty hesitant to get on my knees. 835 00:48:15,882 --> 00:48:19,105 Hey, unlike you, that does not bring back any memories. 836 00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:20,873 Hey, I never sucked dick. 837 00:48:20,953 --> 00:48:23,242 Good for you. 838 00:48:23,322 --> 00:48:26,428 Some guy did blow me once, though. 839 00:48:28,794 --> 00:48:30,705 What, it was for some H. 840 00:48:32,265 --> 00:48:34,754 Some guy sucked your dick for heroin? 841 00:48:34,834 --> 00:48:36,856 Sure, why is it such a big deal? I'm not gay. 842 00:48:36,936 --> 00:48:38,291 I was desperate. 843 00:48:38,371 --> 00:48:43,462 But you gave some guy heroin to suck your dick, so technically... 844 00:48:43,542 --> 00:48:44,764 Wait, no, no, no, no. 845 00:48:44,844 --> 00:48:46,599 He gave me the H. 846 00:48:46,679 --> 00:48:48,134 I was jonesing. 847 00:48:48,214 --> 00:48:50,353 Oh. 848 00:48:53,552 --> 00:48:55,074 Wait, that doesn't make any sense. 849 00:48:55,154 --> 00:48:57,743 It was a fucked up time, and I'm not proud of it. 850 00:48:57,823 --> 00:48:59,478 Ho... Wait, hold on, hold on. 851 00:48:59,558 --> 00:49:02,315 Some guy gave you heroin to suck your dick? 852 00:49:02,395 --> 00:49:04,550 - Yeah, it's not that complicated. - But... 853 00:49:04,630 --> 00:49:07,353 - Addiction is a disease, man. - No, I get why you did it. 854 00:49:07,433 --> 00:49:09,522 I get what you got out of it, but what does he get out of it? 855 00:49:09,602 --> 00:49:11,673 Fuck if I know. 856 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,530 I can't believe I'm saying this, but that doesn't sound like such a bad deal. 857 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:20,833 Yeah, if you close your eyes and think of Jessica Alba, 858 00:49:20,913 --> 00:49:23,325 it's really not that much of a difference. 859 00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:28,664 - Although, he had like this goatee... - Stop. 860 00:49:29,655 --> 00:49:33,212 - Yo, Travis, do you think it's gay... - If you gotta ask, the answer's yes. 861 00:49:36,028 --> 00:49:38,718 - Good work, Charlie. - Thanks. 862 00:49:38,798 --> 00:49:40,987 What the hell are you doing? 863 00:49:41,067 --> 00:49:42,688 I get more leverage when I use my foot. 864 00:49:42,768 --> 00:49:46,025 - That's a mark right there. - Fuck. 865 00:49:46,105 --> 00:49:47,894 One more week of this shit. 866 00:49:47,974 --> 00:49:51,217 - Maybe if you let him blow you... - Fuck you. 867 00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:57,870 So, I spoke to Charlie's counselor. 868 00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:03,276 And, um, according to the house manager, he has been a model member. 869 00:50:03,356 --> 00:50:05,344 - He got an... - I'm sorry to interrupt. 870 00:50:05,424 --> 00:50:07,880 Mr. Mills, I just wanna shake your hand. 871 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,415 - Thank you. - Hi. 872 00:50:09,495 --> 00:50:12,184 - We... we're all pulling for you. - Appreciate it. 873 00:50:12,264 --> 00:50:15,288 - And I'm a big fan of your films. - Thank you so much. 874 00:50:15,368 --> 00:50:18,057 "Yo, ho, ho, and the battle begun." 875 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:20,605 Yeah. 876 00:50:20,705 --> 00:50:22,862 - Thank you, man. - You got it. Take care. 877 00:50:22,942 --> 00:50:26,198 Willow, I told you, he's just a regular guy. 878 00:50:26,278 --> 00:50:28,234 Gotta love those likely voters. 879 00:50:28,314 --> 00:50:30,870 Mm. 880 00:50:30,950 --> 00:50:34,073 - So, as I was saying... - Yeah. 881 00:50:34,153 --> 00:50:35,775 ...I spoke to Charlie's counselor, 882 00:50:35,855 --> 00:50:39,478 and they are inclined to give him an overnight pass this weekend, 883 00:50:39,558 --> 00:50:42,048 - but we both have to sign off on it. - Yeah, yeah. 884 00:50:42,128 --> 00:50:44,884 No, I'm not sure that's such a good idea, honey. 885 00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:46,252 Why not? 886 00:50:46,332 --> 00:50:49,288 Well, because we're only three weeks away from the election. 887 00:50:49,368 --> 00:50:51,190 He's been sober for months. 888 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:54,080 Honey, just three weeks. 889 00:50:57,176 --> 00:51:01,090 Well, I already told him we would sign off on it. 890 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:04,870 - What? - Yeah. 891 00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:05,972 - Honey, honey. - How many more times 892 00:51:06,052 --> 00:51:10,242 - do we have to talk about this? - He is even more handsome in person. 893 00:51:10,322 --> 00:51:13,713 - Oh, look at those eyes. - Thank you. Thank you. 894 00:51:13,793 --> 00:51:16,248 - What the fuck, man? - I just sent it to a few friends. 895 00:51:16,328 --> 00:51:18,284 - Fuck. - This girl I've been seeing is on 896 00:51:18,364 --> 00:51:21,620 this student activity thing that books comics for college shows. 897 00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:23,122 - She loved you. - Great, great. 898 00:51:23,202 --> 00:51:25,324 I'm glad some random girl you're boning thinks I'm funny. 899 00:51:25,404 --> 00:51:27,893 - I can die happy now. - I thought I was helping. 900 00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:29,128 You're not helping. 901 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:31,464 I was think fucking close to getting an overnight with Eva. 902 00:51:31,544 --> 00:51:33,632 And if this video gets out, it's done. 903 00:51:33,712 --> 00:51:35,968 Sorry, man. Fuck, I didn't think about that. 904 00:51:36,048 --> 00:51:37,136 It's all right. 905 00:51:37,216 --> 00:51:40,239 I just... I worked really hard for this. 906 00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:43,075 Well, a wise man once said, 907 00:51:43,155 --> 00:51:45,396 "Work makes you free." 908 00:51:47,293 --> 00:51:49,281 Pretty sure the Nazis said that. 909 00:51:49,361 --> 00:51:51,317 No, I heard it in class. 910 00:51:51,397 --> 00:51:53,552 It was first said by a German writer in the 1800s 911 00:51:53,632 --> 00:51:55,321 about the cleansing nature of work. 912 00:51:55,401 --> 00:51:58,524 And the Nazis put that shit on a big sign outside Auschwitz. 913 00:51:58,604 --> 00:52:00,259 - Really? - Yeah. 914 00:52:00,339 --> 00:52:02,861 The Nazis stole all the good ideas. 915 00:52:09,515 --> 00:52:11,637 - Dad. - Hey, Charlie. 916 00:52:11,717 --> 00:52:13,973 There's something I wanted to talk to you about. 917 00:52:14,053 --> 00:52:17,610 Yeah, um, listen, are you with Mom? 918 00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:20,146 No, she, uh, she went out. Why? 919 00:52:20,226 --> 00:52:21,614 Uh, well, just... 920 00:52:21,694 --> 00:52:23,816 Look, there's this pass that I've been meaning to talk to you about. 921 00:52:23,896 --> 00:52:27,720 - My house manager says... - Yeah, that's what I wanted to discuss. 922 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,022 I don't think it's such a good idea right now. 923 00:52:30,102 --> 00:52:32,658 You need more time. 924 00:52:32,738 --> 00:52:34,627 No, Dad, I think you need more time. 925 00:52:34,707 --> 00:52:36,778 Have a great fucking day! Fuck! 926 00:52:40,446 --> 00:52:43,836 - Hey, brother in recovery. - Hey. 927 00:52:43,916 --> 00:52:47,125 You up for some fellowship? 928 00:52:48,154 --> 00:52:50,910 Got my pass. I got it. 929 00:52:50,990 --> 00:52:52,678 I got this cousin Marie to sign off on it. 930 00:52:52,758 --> 00:52:55,781 - I'm all yours. - Eva, wait. 931 00:52:55,861 --> 00:52:57,950 - Stop, please. - God, I want you to fuck me. 932 00:52:58,030 --> 00:53:00,653 Stop, Eva, stop. 933 00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:03,756 - I didn't get it. - What? 934 00:53:03,836 --> 00:53:06,025 I didn't get the pass. My dad pulled the plug. 935 00:53:06,105 --> 00:53:08,142 What are you talking about? 936 00:53:10,576 --> 00:53:12,681 Charlie, I can't do this. 937 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,235 - I just can't do this... - Come on, don't say that. 938 00:53:16,315 --> 00:53:18,352 Stop. 939 00:53:20,386 --> 00:53:23,175 - We have nothing. - That's not true. 940 00:53:23,255 --> 00:53:25,644 It's not true. 941 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,294 Yeah, that's right. 942 00:53:28,527 --> 00:53:30,302 We have our sobriety. 943 00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:36,922 A Jewish fella and a Chinaman were standing on the corner 944 00:53:37,002 --> 00:53:40,192 talking about who the greatest man that ever lived. 945 00:53:40,272 --> 00:53:42,094 An Irishman walked up. 946 00:53:42,174 --> 00:53:46,499 He said, "If you tell me who the greatest man that ever lived, I'll give you $500 in cash." 947 00:53:46,579 --> 00:53:48,968 Little Chinaman said, "Chiang Kai-shek." 948 00:53:49,048 --> 00:53:50,402 He said, "Nah." 949 00:53:50,482 --> 00:53:52,972 Little Jewish fellow said, "St. Patrick." 950 00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:54,373 He said, "You're right." 951 00:53:54,453 --> 00:53:57,376 Reached his hand in his pocket, give him the $500 and walked away. 952 00:53:57,456 --> 00:54:00,045 Little Jewish fella looked at the $500. 953 00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:04,116 He said, "I had Moses in mine, but business is business." 954 00:54:15,941 --> 00:54:18,531 Charlie. Charlie. 955 00:54:18,611 --> 00:54:21,867 - Wake up, man. - No. 956 00:54:21,947 --> 00:54:25,671 - What'd you say? - Scrub your own fucking toilets. 957 00:54:25,751 --> 00:54:27,640 What the hell are you talking about? 958 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:30,843 - It's your pass today. - What? 959 00:54:30,923 --> 00:54:33,879 Yeah, you been riding me about an overnight since you got here. 960 00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:35,381 Now you don't wanna leave? 961 00:54:35,461 --> 00:54:37,583 Your ride is outside. Come on. 962 00:54:37,663 --> 00:54:40,075 - What? - Yeah. 963 00:54:48,274 --> 00:54:50,329 - Hey. - Hi. 964 00:54:52,746 --> 00:54:56,602 - How'd you convince Dad? - Hmm, so you're gonna need a place to stay. 965 00:54:56,682 --> 00:55:00,039 - How about the beach house? - Why are you doing this? 966 00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:02,360 Because you earned it. 967 00:55:09,862 --> 00:55:12,518 Why don't you ever take me someplace nice? 968 00:55:12,598 --> 00:55:14,771 'Cause I don't like you that much. 969 00:55:19,672 --> 00:55:22,094 Wow. 970 00:55:22,174 --> 00:55:24,964 Gotta stab a lot of people with fake swords to get this. 971 00:55:25,044 --> 00:55:26,832 Yeah. 972 00:55:27,212 --> 00:55:29,969 So, this is the living room. 973 00:55:30,049 --> 00:55:32,037 Uh, this is the kitchen. 974 00:55:32,117 --> 00:55:34,573 Uh, this is the deck out there. 975 00:55:34,653 --> 00:55:36,809 There's a sitting chair thing. 976 00:55:36,889 --> 00:55:38,978 Um, there's the beach. 977 00:55:39,058 --> 00:55:41,547 Do you want, uh, do you want to go check out the ocean? 978 00:55:42,627 --> 00:55:45,700 Can we check it out from the bedroom? 979 00:55:59,178 --> 00:56:01,215 Jesus. 980 00:56:23,402 --> 00:56:24,923 That was great. 981 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,829 I mean... 982 00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:33,799 a little quick, but... 983 00:56:33,879 --> 00:56:35,234 Just kidding. 984 00:56:37,883 --> 00:56:41,140 - Greatest 30 seconds of my life. - Great. 985 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:43,309 Yeah, glad you're having fun. 986 00:56:43,389 --> 00:56:45,665 I am. 987 00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:50,406 I am. 988 00:56:54,666 --> 00:56:57,289 You know what would be so great right now? 989 00:56:57,369 --> 00:56:59,406 What? 990 00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:02,941 A drink. 991 00:57:04,576 --> 00:57:07,352 I know what you mean. 992 00:57:08,747 --> 00:57:13,218 Didn't I see a wine rack in the kitchen? 993 00:57:15,954 --> 00:57:17,991 Are you serious? 994 00:57:19,024 --> 00:57:21,095 Why not? 995 00:57:24,363 --> 00:57:26,919 If we fail our urines, we get tossed. 996 00:57:26,999 --> 00:57:30,845 How many times have you bragged to me about beating those? 997 00:57:32,604 --> 00:57:34,242 You're not having a good time? 998 00:57:38,177 --> 00:57:41,317 No, uh... I am. 999 00:57:42,681 --> 00:57:44,718 It's just... 1000 00:57:51,089 --> 00:57:53,178 - You have a good time? - Yeah. 1001 00:57:53,258 --> 00:57:56,432 Wow, no sarcasm. There's a first. 1002 00:57:58,831 --> 00:58:01,587 You haven't done any meth. No X. 1003 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:04,757 No barbiturates. No opiates. No coke. 1004 00:58:04,837 --> 00:58:07,793 Should be proud sticking it out another day. 1005 00:58:07,873 --> 00:58:11,755 Yeah, when can I hang my hat on something more than just "sticking it out"? 1006 00:58:13,045 --> 00:58:15,401 You haven't been on the street shooting dope. 1007 00:58:15,481 --> 00:58:18,970 You can hang a hell of a lot more than your hat on that. 1008 00:58:21,269 --> 00:58:23,091 What if you still think about it? 1009 00:58:23,171 --> 00:58:24,977 The cravings? 1010 00:58:25,057 --> 00:58:27,513 That's all they are. 1011 00:58:27,593 --> 00:58:29,214 As long as you don't act on them. 1012 00:58:29,294 --> 00:58:31,183 They ever go away? 1013 00:58:31,263 --> 00:58:35,754 Think of how hard it was for you scoring drugs and maintaining that lifestyle. 1014 00:58:35,834 --> 00:58:38,924 Why should this be any easier? You gotta work. 1015 00:58:39,004 --> 00:58:41,326 - I see other people... - Oh, other people. 1016 00:58:41,406 --> 00:58:43,362 Other peo... You can't worry about other people. 1017 00:58:43,442 --> 00:58:45,431 Especially other addicts. 1018 00:58:45,511 --> 00:58:47,833 Getting sober is a selfish thing. 1019 00:58:47,913 --> 00:58:49,468 Because getting high was selfish. 1020 00:58:49,548 --> 00:58:51,870 Yeah, but I thought sobriety was about helping people. 1021 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:53,338 Yes, it is. 1022 00:58:53,418 --> 00:58:55,507 But you gotta help yourself first. 1023 00:58:55,587 --> 00:58:57,876 If the plane's going down, 1024 00:58:57,956 --> 00:59:01,914 you put your oxygen mask on first, right? 1025 00:59:01,994 --> 00:59:05,117 I mean, you wouldn't go all "Baywatch" on a drowning person 1026 00:59:05,197 --> 00:59:07,920 if you don't know how to swim. 1027 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,037 You know how to swim, Charlie? 1028 00:59:12,371 --> 00:59:16,128 You know, everyone keeps telling me that he comes across cold and distant... 1029 00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:18,197 What is this? What am I looking at? 1030 00:59:18,277 --> 00:59:20,032 - It's Charlie... - I know who it is. 1031 00:59:20,112 --> 00:59:22,301 - I wanna know what it is. - It's on the Internet, sir. 1032 00:59:22,381 --> 00:59:24,803 It has over 50,000 hits. 1033 00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:28,474 Are you telling me over 50,000 people have seen this? 1034 00:59:28,554 --> 00:59:31,743 - So far. It's growing. - Take the goddamn thing down. 1035 00:59:31,823 --> 00:59:34,046 Only the person who posted it can do that. 1036 00:59:34,126 --> 00:59:36,448 This is beyond fucked! 1037 00:59:36,528 --> 00:59:41,220 Uh, I mean, you could try reaching out to "Raw Dogging It 15." 1038 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:42,335 I... 1039 00:59:44,236 --> 00:59:46,291 Is the possible it could be coming from the Harper campaign? 1040 00:59:46,371 --> 00:59:48,260 There's no evidence of that, sir. 1041 00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:49,995 This is a fucking disaster. 1042 00:59:50,075 --> 00:59:53,298 We'll craft a response and issue a press avail. 1043 00:59:53,378 --> 00:59:55,790 Do it. Do it now. 1044 00:59:56,782 --> 00:59:58,537 Fuck. 1045 00:59:58,617 --> 01:00:00,906 I thought we were past the whole waiting to text thing. 1046 01:00:00,986 --> 01:00:02,941 Just be happy you're pulling some ass in this place. 1047 01:00:03,021 --> 01:00:05,477 - What if something happened to her? - I hope something did happen to her. 1048 01:00:05,557 --> 01:00:07,145 Then you'll actually have something to complain about. 1049 01:00:07,225 --> 01:00:09,581 - Morning. You guys good? - Yeah. 1050 01:00:09,661 --> 01:00:12,403 Group's in half an hour. Let's get a move on. 1051 01:00:16,234 --> 01:00:18,423 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1052 01:00:18,503 --> 01:00:22,427 Uh, I have just come from a very substantive and productive meeting 1053 01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:23,962 with the head of the SEIU. 1054 01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:28,166 And I am delighted to announce that they have pledged their full support. 1055 01:00:28,246 --> 01:00:30,135 I've always stood up for the workforce, 1056 01:00:30,215 --> 01:00:33,472 and they know that I will stand should-to-shoulder with them 1057 01:00:33,552 --> 01:00:37,276 on living wages and good health and retirement benefits. 1058 01:00:37,356 --> 01:00:41,313 But I'm sure that, uh, you're not all here for that reason. 1059 01:00:41,393 --> 01:00:44,550 Many of you may have seen a, uh, comedy performance 1060 01:00:44,630 --> 01:00:47,819 that my son did that has been posted on the Internet. 1061 01:00:47,899 --> 01:00:52,257 First of all, you should know that Charlie had nothing to do with that posting. 1062 01:00:52,337 --> 01:00:55,460 He was merely fooling around and having some fun at a party. 1063 01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:59,464 He and I spoke earlier today, and he is behind me 100%. 1064 01:00:59,544 --> 01:01:01,833 And quite frankly, I found some it pretty funny. 1065 01:01:01,913 --> 01:01:04,303 Isn't it true your son has struggled with substance abuse 1066 01:01:04,383 --> 01:01:06,705 and is currently at a rehab facility in Los Angeles? 1067 01:01:06,785 --> 01:01:10,409 We have never tried to hide the fact that Charlie has had his challenges, 1068 01:01:10,489 --> 01:01:12,611 uh, but, no, he is not in rehab. 1069 01:01:12,691 --> 01:01:15,747 Uh, I'm happy to report he is sober and doing great. 1070 01:01:15,827 --> 01:01:17,282 Thank you so much, thank you. 1071 01:01:17,362 --> 01:01:19,051 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1072 01:01:19,131 --> 01:01:21,805 Mr. Mills has a meeting with the Superintendent of Public Instruction. 1073 01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:29,061 - Hey. Uh, you seen Eva? - She was at the house last night. 1074 01:01:29,141 --> 01:01:31,897 I mean, she should be here. 1075 01:01:31,977 --> 01:01:34,800 Hey, man. Did you... did you see your dad on the news? 1076 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,736 He was talking about you. 1077 01:01:37,816 --> 01:01:40,038 - Hey, you seen Eva? - You haven't heard? 1078 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:44,343 - Heard what? - She took off. 1079 01:01:44,423 --> 01:01:47,245 - Took off? Wh... When? - This morning. 1080 01:01:47,325 --> 01:01:49,181 What the fuck? Why? 1081 01:01:49,261 --> 01:01:51,070 Why do you think? 1082 01:01:59,538 --> 01:02:01,360 Charlie! Come on, man. 1083 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,228 - Come on, talk to me. - Say what? 1084 01:02:03,308 --> 01:02:05,230 What do you want me to say, huh? What can you say? 1085 01:02:05,310 --> 01:02:06,865 You say it. 1086 01:02:06,945 --> 01:02:08,700 - Say it, man. - Say what? 1087 01:02:08,780 --> 01:02:10,702 Why are you doing this, huh? 1088 01:02:10,782 --> 01:02:12,738 Say it! Be a man and tell me. 1089 01:02:12,818 --> 01:02:15,741 You're about to throw everything away and you can't even tell me why. 1090 01:02:15,821 --> 01:02:17,109 Look, I know what you're gonna say. 1091 01:02:17,189 --> 01:02:18,977 "Work the program," hmm? 1092 01:02:19,057 --> 01:02:21,546 "One day at a time. Let go and let God." 1093 01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:25,917 - What do I have that's mine? - You got you, man. 1094 01:02:25,997 --> 01:02:28,553 And that's all you'll ever have. 1095 01:02:28,633 --> 01:02:30,589 You think drugs are gonna change that? 1096 01:02:30,669 --> 01:02:33,158 Look, man, I'm not... I'm not leaving for drugs. 1097 01:02:33,238 --> 01:02:35,727 Leaving for a girl, is there a difference? 1098 01:02:35,807 --> 01:02:39,464 Look, man, I just... I can't stay here anymore, okay? 1099 01:02:39,544 --> 01:02:40,799 This place, it's like a fucking prison. 1100 01:02:40,879 --> 01:02:43,902 It's not even close. 1101 01:02:43,982 --> 01:02:46,338 You see these? 1102 01:02:46,418 --> 01:02:49,508 You think I got these at a tattoo parlor in Hollywood? 1103 01:02:49,588 --> 01:02:54,413 Be grateful it's 90 days here and not two years in county. 1104 01:02:54,493 --> 01:02:58,784 But don't worry, if you're not dead, you'll probably end up there anyway. 1105 01:02:58,864 --> 01:03:01,019 Look, I don't give a shit, okay? 1106 01:03:01,099 --> 01:03:02,354 I don't. Fuck that, okay? 1107 01:03:02,434 --> 01:03:05,891 If those charges in Utah come back and bite me, so be it. 1108 01:03:05,971 --> 01:03:07,893 What are you talking about? 1109 01:03:07,973 --> 01:03:10,852 There's nothing in your files about charges. 1110 01:03:16,515 --> 01:03:20,672 And the political season now is beginning to heat up all over the country. 1111 01:03:20,752 --> 01:03:24,634 With less than two weeks to the election, the California governor's race... 1112 01:03:26,691 --> 01:03:28,213 What the fuck was that? 1113 01:03:28,293 --> 01:03:30,449 ...and in Southern California, as you can see, 1114 01:03:30,529 --> 01:03:33,452 are showing a dead heat in many areas. 1115 01:03:33,532 --> 01:03:36,455 The demographics are what's gonna make the difference 1116 01:03:36,535 --> 01:03:39,311 - in this gubernatorial race. - Stay here. 1117 01:04:03,528 --> 01:04:07,519 Oh, Jesus, Charlie. What the fuck are you doing? 1118 01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:09,588 Hey, Dad. It's great to see ya. 1119 01:04:09,668 --> 01:04:11,623 - You know, I decided to stop by. - Oh, yeah. 1120 01:04:11,703 --> 01:04:12,724 Yeah. 1121 01:04:12,804 --> 01:04:15,127 This is how you wanna live your life, huh? 1122 01:04:15,207 --> 01:04:18,597 Messing things up so that Daddy has to clean up after you? 1123 01:04:18,677 --> 01:04:20,465 - Clean up after me? - Yeah, yeah. 1124 01:04:20,545 --> 01:04:23,135 If it's not smashing a church window, it's stealing a car. 1125 01:04:23,215 --> 01:04:26,838 If you're not stealing a car, posting a video. 1126 01:04:26,918 --> 01:04:29,241 - Video? What are you talking about? - It's all over the fucking Internet. 1127 01:04:29,321 --> 01:04:30,925 What, are you gonna deny that now? 1128 01:04:32,290 --> 01:04:34,246 - Adam. - Oh, yeah, sure. 1129 01:04:34,326 --> 01:04:36,148 Keep blaming other people for your shit. 1130 01:04:36,228 --> 01:04:39,518 Why can't you just be honest and own something for once? 1131 01:04:39,598 --> 01:04:40,552 Honesty? Great. 1132 01:04:40,632 --> 01:04:42,020 I'm really glad you brought that up, Dad. 1133 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:45,357 I am, because, um, I was never a big fan of your pirate movies, 1134 01:04:45,437 --> 01:04:50,562 but that sociopath you played on the phone with that Utah bullshit, that was spot-on! 1135 01:04:50,642 --> 01:04:52,030 - You left me no choice! - Bravo! 1136 01:04:52,110 --> 01:04:53,532 Oh, no choice? You're gonna talk to me about choice? 1137 01:04:53,612 --> 01:04:55,700 You've had plenty of fucking choices, Charlie! 1138 01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:58,954 Yeah, rehab or jail. You know, quite a wide selection there. 1139 01:05:03,121 --> 01:05:05,123 We're really gonna do this? 1140 01:05:15,967 --> 01:05:18,323 - Was... was that Charlie? - Uh-huh. 1141 01:05:18,403 --> 01:05:19,791 - Well, where's he going? - I don't know. 1142 01:05:19,871 --> 01:05:21,493 - What do you mean you don't know? - I don't know. He didn't tell me. 1143 01:05:21,573 --> 01:05:24,829 He just stole the car and took off. Same old shit. 1144 01:05:26,111 --> 01:05:29,100 Hey, it's Eva. Leave me a message. 1145 01:05:31,749 --> 01:05:33,204 - Hello? - Eva? 1146 01:05:33,284 --> 01:05:36,007 - No. Who the fuck is this? - Where'd you get this phone? 1147 01:05:36,087 --> 01:05:37,843 - Some girl sold it to me. - Where? 1148 01:05:37,923 --> 01:05:40,712 - Hey, I bought it fair and square. - Where the fuck did she sell it to you? 1149 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:42,881 - Venice. - Where in Venice? 1150 01:05:42,961 --> 01:05:45,883 I don't know. Somewhere on the boardwalk. 1151 01:05:47,098 --> 01:05:48,620 No, I don't want him arrested. 1152 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,388 Just, um, ahem. 1153 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,057 Just keep an eye on him. 1154 01:05:52,137 --> 01:05:55,678 'Cause if anything does happen, obviously, we need to know about it, right? 1155 01:06:09,421 --> 01:06:13,245 Eva. Eva. 1156 01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:15,814 Hey. Hey, don't run away. Come on, give me a second. 1157 01:06:15,894 --> 01:06:17,576 - Eva. Eva! - What? 1158 01:06:17,657 --> 01:06:19,985 Just look at me, all right? Just give me a fucking minute, all right? 1159 01:06:20,265 --> 01:06:23,321 Listen, you don't think I know what you're going through? 1160 01:06:23,401 --> 01:06:25,490 I've ditched 1,000 of these places. 1161 01:06:25,570 --> 01:06:28,660 - It's different. - Yeah, it's fucking different. 1162 01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:31,050 I love you. 1163 01:06:33,878 --> 01:06:35,367 Really? 1164 01:06:35,447 --> 01:06:37,836 So... so what, then? 1165 01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:39,537 It's... it's us against the world? 1166 01:06:39,617 --> 01:06:44,363 I get lost in you and you get lost in me and we live happily ever after? 1167 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,439 I can't outrun this. 1168 01:06:53,498 --> 01:06:55,478 Come home with me. 1169 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:05,156 Now, with a political campaign of this magnitude, 1170 01:08:05,236 --> 01:08:07,292 it's gotta take some toll on your family. 1171 01:08:07,372 --> 01:08:09,594 Well, I'm glad you asked that question, Eddie. 1172 01:08:09,674 --> 01:08:12,030 We wouldn't be doing this if we didn't think 1173 01:08:12,110 --> 01:08:14,666 we could make a significant impact on your education system, 1174 01:08:14,746 --> 01:08:18,069 and ultimately, on the health of our sagging economy. 1175 01:08:18,149 --> 01:08:20,038 So can I ask how your son's holding up? 1176 01:08:20,118 --> 01:08:22,173 - It's not been easy for him. - You know, we-we-we spoke 1177 01:08:22,253 --> 01:08:23,475 - to him earlier this morning. - He's having a hard time. 1178 01:08:23,555 --> 01:08:25,310 And he's doing just fine. 1179 01:08:25,390 --> 01:08:27,645 All right, thank you so much for joining us today. 1180 01:08:27,725 --> 01:08:29,280 - Thank you. - All right, you're watching 1181 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,816 our exclusive interview with David and Liseanne Mills. 1182 01:08:31,896 --> 01:08:35,053 Just two weeks away from California's gubernatorial election. 1183 01:08:35,133 --> 01:08:38,490 For Fox 11 News, I'm Edward Barnes. Back to you guys. 1184 01:08:38,570 --> 01:08:40,072 All right, we're clear. 1185 01:08:42,574 --> 01:08:45,163 They found Liseanne's SUV at the Malibu house, 1186 01:08:45,243 --> 01:08:47,665 - but no Charlie. - Okay. 1187 01:10:00,685 --> 01:10:02,774 I mean, what do you want me to do, huh? 1188 01:10:02,854 --> 01:10:05,510 Personally search every crack house and meth lab in the city? 1189 01:10:05,590 --> 01:10:10,215 Every counselor, every therapist, told us the same thing. 1190 01:10:10,295 --> 01:10:13,284 - Mm-hmm. - "Be strong! Hold the boundaries!" 1191 01:10:13,364 --> 01:10:14,419 - Yes. - That's what they told us! 1192 01:10:14,499 --> 01:10:15,620 Did they also tell you to lie to your son? 1193 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,921 - Oh, come on. - Did they do that? 1194 01:10:17,001 --> 01:10:20,558 - We've been through all that already. - No, he came 1,000 miles with nothing! 1195 01:10:20,638 --> 01:10:22,627 - And we turned him away! - That's right! 1196 01:10:22,707 --> 01:10:25,096 Yes, and you lied to him! And you lied to me! 1197 01:10:25,176 --> 01:10:26,564 - Oh, yeah? - Yes! Yes! 1198 01:10:26,644 --> 01:10:28,967 Well, what do you call going behind my back and giving him an overnight pass? 1199 01:10:29,047 --> 01:10:30,468 - What do you call that? - I love him! 1200 01:10:30,548 --> 01:10:31,803 - I love him! - Oh, and I don't love him? 1201 01:10:31,883 --> 01:10:33,605 - I don't know! - He's our son! 1202 01:10:33,685 --> 01:10:36,207 Of course I fucking love him! 1203 01:10:36,287 --> 01:10:39,427 One of us had to keep him safe. 1204 01:10:40,592 --> 01:10:44,130 For him... or for you? 1205 01:10:58,476 --> 01:11:00,732 I'm trying to sleep... 1206 01:11:00,812 --> 01:11:02,655 Shut the fuck up. 1207 01:11:03,648 --> 01:11:09,707 I don't mind the sound 1208 01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:13,678 Of your voice 1209 01:11:13,758 --> 01:11:16,932 Of your voice 1210 01:11:18,029 --> 01:11:22,637 When you use it like your gun 1211 01:11:23,901 --> 01:11:25,390 Hey, you awake? 1212 01:11:25,470 --> 01:11:28,159 - So much fun... - Yeah. 1213 01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:30,762 Hey, you got enough to cut tonight? 1214 01:11:34,412 --> 01:11:36,467 I don't know. 1215 01:11:36,547 --> 01:11:38,636 It's kinda late, dude. 1216 01:11:38,716 --> 01:11:41,356 I know a guy who's got some real fire. 1217 01:11:47,189 --> 01:11:48,843 I'm down. 1218 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:53,400 He strings himself on up to your front door 1219 01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,854 Get the money! 1220 01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:10,688 Get the money! 1221 01:12:30,635 --> 01:12:32,637 Hello? 1222 01:12:34,839 --> 01:12:36,794 Charlie? 1223 01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:38,763 Is that you? 1224 01:12:42,447 --> 01:12:44,602 Talk to me. 1225 01:12:44,682 --> 01:12:46,389 Please. 1226 01:12:56,928 --> 01:12:58,952 Adam! 1227 01:13:00,465 --> 01:13:02,502 Come on! 1228 01:13:04,469 --> 01:13:07,925 - Hey, man. - What the fuck happened to you? 1229 01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,780 Can I stay here? 1230 01:13:11,209 --> 01:13:12,688 Fuck... 1231 01:13:13,745 --> 01:13:16,067 Forget it, man. She's a bitch. 1232 01:13:16,147 --> 01:13:18,536 - She's not a bitch. - She is a bitch. 1233 01:13:18,616 --> 01:13:21,773 She is a weak-willed bitch that left you hanging with your dick in your hand. 1234 01:13:21,853 --> 01:13:24,208 - You're better than that. - Oh, yeah, I'm way better. 1235 01:13:24,288 --> 01:13:27,745 I'm strung out, got no money, and a fucked-up face. 1236 01:13:27,825 --> 01:13:31,082 Why is the glass always half fucking shattered with you? 1237 01:13:32,196 --> 01:13:35,987 Fuck. Look, you can stay here with me as long as you want, all right? 1238 01:13:36,067 --> 01:13:38,589 We'll hit some parties, meet some ladies. 1239 01:13:38,669 --> 01:13:39,991 - You can do whatever you want. - Yeah. 1240 01:13:40,071 --> 01:13:42,927 You know, just no heroin. Think you can handle that? 1241 01:13:43,307 --> 01:13:45,063 You bet. 1242 01:13:45,143 --> 01:13:47,031 And you gotta cut this sad-sack-of-shit routine. 1243 01:13:47,111 --> 01:13:49,233 It is just total pussy repellent. 1244 01:13:49,313 --> 01:13:51,302 Not to mention you smell like a fat person's ass 1245 01:13:51,382 --> 01:13:53,604 that's been wandering around Disneyland all day. 1246 01:13:53,684 --> 01:13:56,541 - I'll take a shower. - Please, for the sake of mankind. 1247 01:13:56,621 --> 01:13:59,043 - It is really pungent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1248 01:13:59,123 --> 01:14:03,214 - Oh, God. - Hey, remember, tomorrow's a new day. 1249 01:14:03,294 --> 01:14:05,604 Oh, you think of that all by yourself? 1250 01:14:37,662 --> 01:14:39,717 Yo. Hey. 1251 01:14:39,797 --> 01:14:41,586 I'm gonna fuck her. 1252 01:14:41,666 --> 01:14:43,388 - Huh? - Lucky girl. 1253 01:14:43,468 --> 01:14:46,691 Whoa, whoa. Devin, get over here! 1254 01:14:46,771 --> 01:14:48,459 Come on. 1255 01:14:48,539 --> 01:14:51,129 This is my boy Charlie. He just got outta rehab. 1256 01:14:51,209 --> 01:14:52,997 - He's a bad boy. - Oh, really? 1257 01:14:53,077 --> 01:14:55,421 Yeah. Yeah, I'm absolutely terrible. 1258 01:14:56,747 --> 01:15:00,605 - So, what program are you in? - None of them. 1259 01:15:00,685 --> 01:15:04,041 - So, you're at UCLA? - No. 1260 01:15:04,121 --> 01:15:05,998 So, where do you go to school? 1261 01:15:07,258 --> 01:15:10,034 - Do you really care? - No. 1262 01:15:20,338 --> 01:15:22,827 He's been with Adam the whole time? 1263 01:15:22,907 --> 01:15:26,264 No, he's been to a couple different homeless shelters, 1264 01:15:26,344 --> 01:15:28,457 then the streets. 1265 01:15:31,415 --> 01:15:34,238 Should we bring him in? 1266 01:15:34,318 --> 01:15:36,240 No. 1267 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,109 Just keep an eye on him. 1268 01:15:40,992 --> 01:15:43,014 - Suck it down, bitch. - Drink it. 1269 01:15:43,094 --> 01:15:45,016 Did you drink the whole thing? 1270 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:48,407 Fuck! 1271 01:15:49,133 --> 01:15:52,457 - Oh, my God. - What? 1272 01:15:52,537 --> 01:15:54,225 Yeah! Oh, my... 1273 01:15:54,305 --> 01:15:58,729 Oh, I wanna feel a little of that. That's it, that's it right there. 1274 01:15:59,509 --> 01:16:01,765 You were on fire tonight, baby. 1275 01:16:02,345 --> 01:16:03,968 Oh, man. 1276 01:16:04,048 --> 01:16:06,637 Yo, this could've been us the whole fucking time. 1277 01:16:06,717 --> 01:16:08,539 - I know. - Yeah. 1278 01:16:08,619 --> 01:16:10,908 Hey, come here. 1279 01:16:10,988 --> 01:16:12,763 - Bring it in. - Oh... 1280 01:16:13,624 --> 01:16:15,947 - I fucking love you, man. - Love you, too, man. 1281 01:16:16,027 --> 01:16:17,415 I love you, though. I love you. 1282 01:16:17,495 --> 01:16:19,817 - I love you, man. - You being honest? 1283 01:16:19,897 --> 01:16:21,886 - Yeah, mostly. - You feel the real... 1284 01:16:21,966 --> 01:16:24,754 I love most things about you. We don't have to get into it. 1285 01:16:27,371 --> 01:16:30,361 - Oh! - That was tight. 1286 01:16:30,441 --> 01:16:31,996 I'm gonna make you a Star of David. 1287 01:16:32,076 --> 01:16:34,165 - Really? - Yeah, it's my heritage. 1288 01:16:34,245 --> 01:16:36,691 Just let me do it. 1289 01:16:40,151 --> 01:16:42,495 Fuck it. 1290 01:16:44,487 --> 01:16:45,910 Hey, what was the name of that, 1291 01:16:45,990 --> 01:16:48,779 - uh, that ugly chick? - Mm. 1292 01:16:48,859 --> 01:16:51,482 - Stacey Chapman? - Oh, no, no. 1293 01:16:51,562 --> 01:16:53,584 Uh, the other one. Um, fuck, what's her name? 1294 01:16:53,664 --> 01:16:56,120 You know, she had the big nose and the really close-set eyes. 1295 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,089 She looked kinda like, um, Paul Giamatti. 1296 01:16:58,169 --> 01:17:00,124 - Jenny Henson. - Yes, Paul... Yes. 1297 01:17:00,204 --> 01:17:02,193 Yes, fucking Paul Giamatti. 1298 01:17:02,273 --> 01:17:04,128 - Jenny Paul Giamatti Henson. - Giamatti Henson. 1299 01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:06,964 Oh, my God. You know, she was the one that ratted us out 1300 01:17:07,044 --> 01:17:08,666 when we released those mice from the science room. 1301 01:17:08,746 --> 01:17:09,867 You still holding on to that shit? 1302 01:17:09,947 --> 01:17:11,102 Fuck, yeah, I'm still holding on to that. 1303 01:17:11,182 --> 01:17:13,237 - You gotta let go of that, man. - Yeah, easy for you to say. 1304 01:17:13,317 --> 01:17:17,041 You never fucking got caught. I never dodged a single fucking bullet. 1305 01:17:17,121 --> 01:17:20,111 Yeah, well, sometimes you dodge one, you just... you move in front of another. 1306 01:17:20,191 --> 01:17:23,447 - You never fucking know. - Yeah, like you ever got hit. 1307 01:17:23,527 --> 01:17:26,417 - Really? - Yeah. 1308 01:17:26,497 --> 01:17:28,519 You kidding me, dude? You're fucking Teflon. 1309 01:17:28,599 --> 01:17:31,255 You do whatever you want, you never get a fucking scratch on you. 1310 01:17:31,335 --> 01:17:33,324 Yeah, yeah, that's me. I'm un-fucking-scathed. 1311 01:17:33,404 --> 01:17:34,825 - Yeah. - That's what you think? 1312 01:17:34,905 --> 01:17:36,093 - That's what I know. - Really? 1313 01:17:36,173 --> 01:17:37,562 Are you kidding me? That night at Jackson's? 1314 01:17:37,642 --> 01:17:39,564 Perfect, the night at Jackson's. Let's talk about the night at Jackson's. 1315 01:17:39,644 --> 01:17:41,966 Let's talk about it. All right, so... 1316 01:17:42,046 --> 01:17:46,203 we all took the same shit... Jackson OD'd, I got shipped off to the wilderness, 1317 01:17:46,283 --> 01:17:48,973 and you, you went back to school the next day. 1318 01:17:49,053 --> 01:17:51,742 - Am I missing something? - Well... 1319 01:17:51,822 --> 01:17:54,878 it just as easily gone to shit for me, too. 1320 01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,415 But it didn't, that's the point. 1321 01:17:57,495 --> 01:18:00,384 Two very large men did not come into your room at 4:00 a.m., 1322 01:18:00,464 --> 01:18:02,520 kidnap you, drag you off to desert. 1323 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,689 - You got a total fucking pass. - Pass? 1324 01:18:04,769 --> 01:18:06,390 After the police showed up and took Jackson to the hospital, 1325 01:18:06,470 --> 01:18:07,658 my parents came to pick me up. 1326 01:18:07,738 --> 01:18:09,327 The entire ride home, they didn't say anything to me. 1327 01:18:09,407 --> 01:18:11,195 Nothing. Not... not one word. 1328 01:18:11,275 --> 01:18:13,130 Okay, I was sitting there in the backseat waiting for the hammer to drop, 1329 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:15,315 but they didn't say anything. 1330 01:18:16,547 --> 01:18:18,235 The fucking silence was unbearable. 1331 01:18:18,315 --> 01:18:20,004 Ten minutes from the house, I just... 1332 01:18:20,084 --> 01:18:22,223 I confessed to everything. 1333 01:18:24,588 --> 01:18:28,346 - What'd they say? - That's the point. 1334 01:18:28,426 --> 01:18:30,303 Absolutely nothing. 1335 01:18:32,196 --> 01:18:34,418 They didn't open their mouths until we got home, 1336 01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:37,355 and then all they said then was, "Go to your room and do your homework. 1337 01:18:37,435 --> 01:18:40,491 You got your interview at Harvard-Westlake in a week." 1338 01:18:41,371 --> 01:18:42,860 Fuck. 1339 01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:47,465 Jackson almost died, and I was all fucked up. 1340 01:18:47,545 --> 01:18:50,468 And all they cared about was my fucking homework. 1341 01:18:50,548 --> 01:18:52,937 I mean, I... I could have track marks up and down my arms, 1342 01:18:53,017 --> 01:18:56,897 and as long as I had good grades, you know, that's all that mattered. 1343 01:19:01,092 --> 01:19:03,547 It's like all they cared about was that... 1344 01:19:03,627 --> 01:19:05,664 fucking bumper sticker. 1345 01:19:06,931 --> 01:19:09,537 "My son is an honor student." 1346 01:19:13,370 --> 01:19:16,394 Hey, enough of that emotional shit, right? 1347 01:19:16,474 --> 01:19:18,562 - We're all good now. - Yeah. 1348 01:19:20,442 --> 01:19:21,850 Yeah. 1349 01:19:22,113 --> 01:19:24,269 Oh, fuck. 1350 01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:27,338 I'm thinking about taking some classes here. 1351 01:19:27,418 --> 01:19:28,773 - Dude... do it. - Yeah. 1352 01:19:28,853 --> 01:19:30,074 - Yeah. - Join me, baby. 1353 01:19:30,154 --> 01:19:31,509 Fuck, you think I can do the college thing? 1354 01:19:31,589 --> 01:19:34,011 Oh, yeah, you're doing it right now. This is it. 1355 01:19:34,091 --> 01:19:36,080 - Well, I gotta get my G.E.D. - It's easy. 1356 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,449 Just get that and then golden. 1357 01:19:38,529 --> 01:19:40,451 - Should I get a tutor? - No, dude, just get a book. 1358 01:19:40,531 --> 01:19:42,953 You'll be fine. 1359 01:19:44,033 --> 01:19:45,089 Want some of this? 1360 01:19:45,169 --> 01:19:46,590 - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 1361 01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:48,426 - What? - Your no... 1362 01:19:48,506 --> 01:19:50,394 - Oh. - Ah, fuck. 1363 01:19:50,474 --> 01:19:52,420 Lightweight. 1364 01:20:07,258 --> 01:20:09,447 The bleeding stopped, so... 1365 01:20:11,295 --> 01:20:14,351 Adam, what the fuck are you doing? 1366 01:20:14,431 --> 01:20:15,853 Oh, fuck, Adam! 1367 01:20:15,933 --> 01:20:18,222 No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Fuck. 1368 01:20:18,302 --> 01:20:20,458 Adam! Adam! Hey, buddy, come on! 1369 01:20:20,538 --> 01:20:23,060 Fuck! Um... fuck. 1370 01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:25,029 Oh, fuck. 1371 01:20:25,109 --> 01:20:27,364 Hey, I'm getting help. Oh, fuck. 1372 01:20:27,444 --> 01:20:29,100 Can you hear me, bud? Stay with me, man. 1373 01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:32,470 - Stay with me, man! Come on! - 9-1-1, what is your emergency? 1374 01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:34,805 Hey, uh, hey, I need an ambulance. 1375 01:20:34,885 --> 01:20:36,774 Um, uh, my friend did too much shit. 1376 01:20:36,854 --> 01:20:38,809 - Um, fuck! I don't know what to do! - What is your location? 1377 01:20:38,889 --> 01:20:40,678 Can you just help me out, please? It's 158 Olive Street. 1378 01:20:40,758 --> 01:20:41,712 Just hurry, please! Please! 1379 01:20:41,792 --> 01:20:44,048 - Fuck. - Sir, if you could just remain calm. 1380 01:20:44,128 --> 01:20:46,916 - Come on! Fuck! - Sir... 1381 01:20:50,668 --> 01:20:53,114 Stay... Come on, man. 1382 01:21:26,070 --> 01:21:28,692 Yeah, go ahead. We're clear. 1383 01:21:31,442 --> 01:21:34,598 So, what can you tell me? 1384 01:21:34,678 --> 01:21:36,467 Did you see anything? 1385 01:21:36,547 --> 01:21:39,470 Remember anything? Take your time. 1386 01:21:39,550 --> 01:21:43,274 Look, man, we just don't want anymore dead kids turning up. 1387 01:21:43,354 --> 01:21:45,776 - Did you put this kid in the system? - I did, sir. 1388 01:21:45,856 --> 01:21:49,446 Pull him, put him in an empty cell, and give him a bed. 1389 01:21:54,965 --> 01:21:56,467 Hey, Charlie. 1390 01:21:58,402 --> 01:22:00,313 Come on, let's go. 1391 01:22:01,705 --> 01:22:03,981 Your mom's outside. 1392 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,692 We want you to come home. 1393 01:22:15,819 --> 01:22:18,709 With only three days before Californians cast their ballets, 1394 01:22:18,789 --> 01:22:20,511 and the race being as tight as it is, 1395 01:22:20,591 --> 01:22:24,148 this could be the 11th hour event that swings this thing away from Mills. 1396 01:22:24,228 --> 01:22:27,418 Unless the voters have already baked in his issues with his son. 1397 01:22:27,498 --> 01:22:29,787 It's one thing to have a child with drug problems. 1398 01:22:29,867 --> 01:22:31,722 It's another to be involved in a death. 1399 01:22:31,802 --> 01:22:35,226 Mills' son was completely cleared of any involvement in his friend's death. 1400 01:22:35,306 --> 01:22:38,796 I'm just saying, in some voters' minds, there will always be lingering doubts. 1401 01:23:40,337 --> 01:23:42,159 - Hey. - Hey. 1402 01:23:42,239 --> 01:23:45,186 - You look better. - Thanks. 1403 01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:58,057 Why did he have to die? 1404 01:24:04,061 --> 01:24:06,007 I don't know. 1405 01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:15,709 I don't wanna die. 1406 01:24:22,846 --> 01:24:25,258 That's good. 1407 01:24:29,453 --> 01:24:32,209 Hey, Mom, I don't, um... 1408 01:24:32,289 --> 01:24:34,963 I don't think I can stay here tonight. 1409 01:24:38,028 --> 01:24:39,883 I know. 1410 01:24:39,963 --> 01:24:41,352 That's okay. 1411 01:24:41,432 --> 01:24:47,091 Many's the time I've been mistaken 1412 01:24:47,171 --> 01:24:51,381 And many times confused 1413 01:24:52,643 --> 01:24:58,202 Yes, and I've often felt forsaken 1414 01:24:58,282 --> 01:25:04,008 And certainly misused 1415 01:25:04,088 --> 01:25:07,044 Oh, but I'm all right 1416 01:25:07,124 --> 01:25:09,346 I'm all right 1417 01:25:09,426 --> 01:25:14,432 I'm just weary to my bones 1418 01:25:16,834 --> 01:25:22,159 Still, you don't expect to be bright and bon vivant 1419 01:25:22,239 --> 01:25:27,431 So far away from home... 1420 01:25:27,511 --> 01:25:29,700 Mr. Mills, Mrs. Mills, who did you two vote for? 1421 01:25:29,780 --> 01:25:31,201 Well, I can't speak for my wife, 1422 01:25:31,281 --> 01:25:33,170 but I'm sure you can figure out who I voted for. 1423 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:34,538 Thank you. 1424 01:25:34,618 --> 01:25:40,310 I don't know a soul who's not been battered 1425 01:25:40,390 --> 01:25:45,115 I don't have a friend who feels at ease 1426 01:25:45,195 --> 01:25:51,388 I don't know a dream that's not been shattered 1427 01:25:51,468 --> 01:25:56,894 Or driven to its knees 1428 01:25:56,974 --> 01:26:01,832 Oh, but it's all right, it's all right... 1429 01:26:01,912 --> 01:26:03,634 With all the other counties reporting in, 1430 01:26:03,714 --> 01:26:07,671 and with Santa Cruz going to Harper, Mills looks to be in trouble. 1431 01:26:07,751 --> 01:26:11,275 It's gonna come down to little Del Norte, population 28,000, 1432 01:26:11,355 --> 01:26:14,144 and all Harper needs is 45% of the vote 1433 01:26:14,224 --> 01:26:16,713 in what has traditionally been a republican stronghold. 1434 01:26:16,793 --> 01:26:19,083 Hey, Jenny, how are ya? Thanks for coming. 1435 01:26:19,163 --> 01:26:22,186 No returns from Santa Cruz or Del Norte have come in. 1436 01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:25,689 Well, what the hell are they doing up there, counting votes on their fucking fingers? 1437 01:26:25,769 --> 01:26:27,749 Excuse me, sir. 1438 01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:31,562 - Are you all right? - Does it matter? 1439 01:26:31,642 --> 01:26:34,164 Is, uh, is Charlie coming back? 1440 01:26:34,244 --> 01:26:36,333 I don't know. 1441 01:26:36,413 --> 01:26:38,484 Why don't we go inside, huh? 1442 01:26:39,950 --> 01:26:45,509 Still, tomorrow's gonna be another working day 1443 01:26:45,589 --> 01:26:51,048 And I'm trying to get some rest 1444 01:26:51,128 --> 01:26:56,976 That's all, I'm trying to get some rest 1445 01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:09,666 - Come on, let's go sit down, okay? - Did we win? 1446 01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:12,783 It doesn't look that way. 1447 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:16,373 I'd really like for you to be there at my concession speech, though. 1448 01:27:16,453 --> 01:27:19,610 There's a first, you having to make a concession. 1449 01:27:21,758 --> 01:27:24,014 Here, come on. 1450 01:27:24,094 --> 01:27:25,968 Can you just... 1451 01:27:29,266 --> 01:27:31,071 Okay. 1452 01:27:39,309 --> 01:27:42,051 I miss our boy. 1453 01:27:44,047 --> 01:27:47,004 All right, look, um... 1454 01:27:47,084 --> 01:27:49,339 I'm gonna get you some coffee, okay? 1455 01:27:49,419 --> 01:27:50,807 All right? 1456 01:27:50,887 --> 01:27:53,231 - Just wait right here. - Okay. 1457 01:27:54,891 --> 01:27:58,015 Sir! We did it. 1458 01:27:58,095 --> 01:28:02,085 - Did what? - We took Del Norte by seven points. 1459 01:28:02,165 --> 01:28:05,956 - Can't be. - 7.2 to be exact. 1460 01:28:07,136 --> 01:28:09,425 You're wanted out there, Governor. 1461 01:28:11,908 --> 01:28:15,199 In a shocking upset, Mills has beat out his opponent 1462 01:28:15,279 --> 01:28:17,201 Thomas Harper in Del Norte County. 1463 01:28:17,281 --> 01:28:20,237 Fox 11 News is now prepared to call this election 1464 01:28:20,317 --> 01:28:23,874 for the new governor of the state of California, David Mills. 1465 01:28:23,954 --> 01:28:26,276 Let's get the whole family up here. Liseanne, Charlie. 1466 01:28:26,356 --> 01:28:27,844 Come up on stage. 1467 01:28:27,924 --> 01:28:29,446 Did not expect this to happen. 1468 01:28:29,526 --> 01:28:34,191 And right now, they are chanting for their new governor, David Mills... 1469 01:28:34,272 --> 01:28:38,689 Please welcome the new governor of California, Mr. David Mills! 1470 01:28:41,405 --> 01:28:43,627 Here he comes. Let's focus in on him. 1471 01:28:43,707 --> 01:28:45,584 Thank you so much. 1472 01:29:09,633 --> 01:29:11,306 Thank you. 1473 01:29:12,636 --> 01:29:13,724 Thank you. 1474 01:30:01,985 --> 01:30:03,896 Hey. 1475 01:30:12,095 --> 01:30:15,719 - You're up early. - Haven't gone to sleep yet. 1476 01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:21,039 What are you doing? 1477 01:30:22,305 --> 01:30:24,027 Just cleaning up. 1478 01:30:24,107 --> 01:30:26,747 - You need some help? - I'm fine. 1479 01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:35,657 - Mind if I sit? - It's your house. 1480 01:30:52,636 --> 01:30:54,725 Look, uh, ahem. 1481 01:30:54,805 --> 01:30:56,694 Charlie... 1482 01:30:57,574 --> 01:31:02,032 I know you're angry to me, and you probably don't wanna hear this right now, 1483 01:31:02,112 --> 01:31:04,649 but I do love you. 1484 01:31:12,422 --> 01:31:14,561 I'm sorry. 1485 01:31:15,592 --> 01:31:18,148 Every expert with a desk and diploma 1486 01:31:18,228 --> 01:31:20,834 told me I had to be tough on you. 1487 01:31:22,699 --> 01:31:25,622 But every time we sent you away to another one of those programs, 1488 01:31:25,702 --> 01:31:28,911 I... I saw you slipping further away from us. 1489 01:31:30,907 --> 01:31:33,012 And all I could tell myself was... 1490 01:31:34,945 --> 01:31:37,824 I'd rather have you alive and hating me... 1491 01:31:39,049 --> 01:31:41,222 then dead on the streets. 1492 01:31:46,490 --> 01:31:48,812 So, what do you want me to do? 1493 01:31:48,892 --> 01:31:50,769 Tell me what to do. 1494 01:31:51,761 --> 01:31:53,968 You don't have to do anything. 1495 01:31:56,166 --> 01:31:58,622 You, um... 1496 01:31:58,702 --> 01:32:00,590 you wanna come up to Sacramento? 1497 01:32:00,670 --> 01:32:03,393 - Get away from all the... - What? 1498 01:32:03,473 --> 01:32:05,510 The drugs? 1499 01:32:07,010 --> 01:32:09,650 It was never about the drugs. 1500 01:32:10,580 --> 01:32:12,821 All I ever wanted was... 1501 01:32:15,151 --> 01:32:17,641 a way to kill the noise. 1502 01:32:17,721 --> 01:32:19,962 But the more I used... 1503 01:32:20,957 --> 01:32:22,766 the louder it got. 1504 01:32:24,427 --> 01:32:27,636 I was part of the noise, wasn't I? 1505 01:32:33,937 --> 01:32:35,644 So, uh... 1506 01:32:36,873 --> 01:32:39,251 what are you gonna do? 1507 01:32:40,410 --> 01:32:41,980 I don't know. 1508 01:32:43,179 --> 01:32:45,159 I'll figure it out. 1509 01:32:57,561 --> 01:32:59,768 I don't hate you. 1510 01:33:03,633 --> 01:33:05,704 I don't. 1511 01:33:22,919 --> 01:33:26,093 You take good care of yourself, okay? 1512 01:33:27,223 --> 01:33:28,896 Okay? 1513 01:33:33,930 --> 01:33:37,654 Hey, so... 1514 01:33:37,734 --> 01:33:39,509 did you win? 1515 01:33:40,937 --> 01:33:42,575 Yeah. 1516 01:33:44,840 --> 01:33:46,497 All right. 1517 01:33:55,118 --> 01:33:57,974 If they say you only have a year to live, 1518 01:33:58,054 --> 01:34:00,577 do it sober. 1519 01:34:00,657 --> 01:34:03,112 It'll seem like an eternity. 1520 01:34:05,095 --> 01:34:06,816 It's been kind of a weird year for me. 1521 01:34:06,896 --> 01:34:09,672 You know, I managed to get fired from an unpaid internship. 1522 01:34:10,700 --> 01:34:13,323 Do you know how bad you have to be 1523 01:34:13,403 --> 01:34:17,093 to get fired from a job that you're not getting paid for? 1524 01:34:17,173 --> 01:34:19,429 It's like if the Pharaoh came up to you and he said, 1525 01:34:19,509 --> 01:34:22,332 "I'm not letting all your people go, 1526 01:34:22,412 --> 01:34:24,467 just you." 1527 01:34:24,547 --> 01:34:27,704 Yeah, but, uh, things have not been much better with the girls either. 1528 01:34:27,784 --> 01:34:29,339 It hasn't. 1529 01:34:29,419 --> 01:34:31,408 You know, from my limited experience, 1530 01:34:31,488 --> 01:34:34,711 I found that girls, for some reason, have a problem with stand-up comics. 1531 01:34:34,791 --> 01:34:38,648 I don't know why. I mean, they say that they want a guy to make them laugh, 1532 01:34:38,728 --> 01:34:43,086 a guy that has a sense of humor, but making them laugh just never quite closes the deal. 1533 01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:45,755 You could be the greatest stand-up of all time 1534 01:34:45,835 --> 01:34:49,091 and you won't get half as much pussy as your average bass player. 1535 01:34:49,971 --> 01:34:54,165 I'm kind of embarrassed to say that I've been checking out Tinder. 1536 01:34:55,445 --> 01:34:58,818 Ah, I got a few, uh, regulars in the audience here. 1537 01:35:00,316 --> 01:35:01,605 You know what, I take that back. 1538 01:35:01,685 --> 01:35:05,041 Tinder is the greatest invention of the 21st century. Seriously. 1539 01:35:05,121 --> 01:35:08,345 I mean, fuck Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, 1540 01:35:08,425 --> 01:35:13,483 all that bullshit with the likes and the comments and the fucking followers. 1541 01:35:13,563 --> 01:35:18,088 Tinder is the only app where people who like you will actually fuck you. 1542 01:35:19,469 --> 01:35:23,815 So whether music or madness 1543 01:35:25,709 --> 01:35:29,232 Live by one of the two 1544 01:35:29,312 --> 01:35:32,435 By one of the two 1545 01:35:32,515 --> 01:35:39,476 So go on, fill your heart up with gladness 1546 01:35:39,556 --> 01:35:42,400 Not a moment too soon 1547 01:35:43,126 --> 01:35:46,383 Not a moment too soon 1548 01:35:46,463 --> 01:35:52,555 Should we ration the reasons 1549 01:35:52,635 --> 01:35:56,159 To the charts that ignore? 1550 01:35:56,239 --> 01:35:59,963 Of this I've never been sure 1551 01:36:00,043 --> 01:36:06,102 So I will follow the feeling 1552 01:36:06,182 --> 01:36:09,773 And sing fever to the the form 1553 01:36:09,853 --> 01:36:13,243 Oh, my fever to the form 1554 01:36:13,323 --> 01:36:17,580 Maybe that's why I'm 1555 01:36:17,660 --> 01:36:20,617 At your window 1556 01:36:20,697 --> 01:36:23,353 Hear me at your door 1557 01:36:23,433 --> 01:36:28,075 Singing give me some more 1558 01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:36,599 Oh, fever to the form 1559 01:36:36,679 --> 01:36:40,537 Won't you hear me at your door 1560 01:36:40,617 --> 01:36:44,007 Singing give me some more? 1561 01:36:44,087 --> 01:36:50,113 'Cause you were never empty 1562 01:36:50,193 --> 01:36:53,349 And we've been here before 1563 01:36:53,429 --> 01:36:57,620 Yes, we've been here before 1564 01:36:57,700 --> 01:37:04,060 But now there's always plenty 1565 01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:07,630 Yet still we ask for more 1566 01:37:07,710 --> 01:37:14,423 Singing fever to the form